eggs

Originally posted by Peachy
Bite me bite me!

Truth to be told.. I was once.. I was 6 years of age, and the little son-of-a-chimp jumped on my left.. no right.. maybe the left leg and bit it.

I donno why.. I can't recall whose it was.. it was on a leash, not a pa ...[text shortened]... of pain..

Now that was in my years in Kuwait. And its no joke.

monkeys dont live in kuwait genius

Originally posted by pinoybaptist
monkeys dont live in kuwait genius

But I did.. and I know what I saw.. besides, they can live in any climate, India can be far hotter than Kuwait, but its full of monkeys.

That wasn't a joke man.

Originally posted by Peachy

But I did.. and I know what I saw.. besides, they can live in any climate, India can be far hotter than Kuwait, but its full of monkeys.

That wasn't a joke man.

then go live in india

Originally posted by pinoybaptist
bananas and eggs go good together

😲 You are one sick person my friend, do you know the damage that could cause. 😲
I might have smoked some crazy $hite, but you my beloved friend have found some organic matter that should just be left alone. Just say NO in future or make sure you got a pal who can restrain you should you do that crazy $hite.
The two words you used (and I cannot repeat them because they are already starting to make me feel ill) should never be used in the same sentence.
What sort of substance could drive a man mad enough to put those two food stuffs together.
You have disturbed me.
If I was a wise man I would advise you to go to your nearest dodgy boozer and say to the barman that you need some normal $hite that is not too rough and is recognised by the wider general public, and keep away from the dude who you might of purchased that well wrong stuff from, he is not right, is he a family member?
That my friend is the only advice i could possibly offer at such a critical point in your life, I hope it turns out well for you.
Go in peace my child.
🙄🙄🙄😲🙄🙂😀😲

Originally posted by cup o soup
😲 You are one sick person my friend, do you know the damage that could cause. 😲
I might have smoked some crazy $hite, but you my beloved friend have found some organic matter that should just be left alone. Just say NO in future or make sure you got a pal who can restrain you should you do that crazy $hite.
The two words you used (and I cannot repea ...[text shortened]... l point in your life, I hope it turns out well for you.
Go in peace my child.
🙄🙄🙄😲🙄🙂😀😲

hey im not on crack. im just tryin to bash on sum brits

Originally posted by pinoybaptist
hey im not on crack. im just tryin to bash on sum brits

You are young yes?
Why waste time beating up us brits (who I might add are double hard ba$$tards) ooo-errr missus.
Your mind is all swooshed up with negative gear dude, go on holiday by mistake and enjoy the world and all its crazy things.

I will make us tea, so we may think.

🙂🙂🙂🙂