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19 Feb 21
@great-big-stees saidYour also not a lawyer! 😛 🙂
You do know I am not "inexpensive", right?
Before giving advice you should get details of alleged accident! 🙂
Do you have any actual "Embarrassing And Awkward Moments" to add to the thread?
-VR
28 Feb 21
@great-big-stees saidI pay the finest virtual lawyers with the finest virtual money.
You do know I am not "inexpensive", right?
Fine, but which kind??
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28 Feb 21
@very-rusty saidBeen there, done that. Remember "Bats"?
Your also not a lawyer! 😛 🙂
Before giving advice you should get details of alleged accident! 🙂
Do you have any actual "Embarrassing And Awkward Moments" to add to the thread?
-VR
28 Feb 21
@relentless-red saidYour dealing with a fake lawyer, so virtual money would be fine.
I pay the finest virtual lawyers with the finest virtual money.
Fine, but which kind??
Do you have any "Embarrassing And Awkward Moments"? Or just trying to screw up someone else's thread?
-VR
28 Feb 21
@very-rusty saidI see a couple more places that need an edit
Your also not a lawyer! 😛 🙂
Before giving advice you should get details of alleged accident! 🙂
Do you have any actual "Embarrassing And Awkward Moments" to add to the thread?
-VR
each time you post is an embarrassing moment for you
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28 Feb 21
@relentless-red saidI bought "a" Bitcoin at $12,000 and sold at $15,000. Was happy with that and now it's $50,000+. If only, eh? Hey, it paid for our new furnace.
I pay the finest virtual lawyers with the finest virtual money.
Fine, but which kind??
28 Feb 21
@lemondrop saidI am never embarrassed by not spelling words correctly.
I see a couple more places that need an edit
each time you post is an embarrassing moment for you
Or the American way instead of English or Canadian way.
Now, if you don't have anything positive to add to the thread go away.
Or I'll spend the rest of the years messing up any thread you start, promise not a threat! 😉 😛 All of us know you lied and aren't going anywhere! 😛 🙂
-VR
28 Feb 21
@very-rusty saidyou mess up every thread you are in anyway
I am never embarrassed by not spelling words correctly.
Or the American way instead of English or Canadian way.
Now, if you don't have anything positive to add to the thread go away.
Or I'll spend the rest of the years messing up any thread you start, promise not a threat! 😉 😛 All of us know you lied and aren't going anywhere! 😛 🙂
-VR
so go for it buddy
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I was walking down the high street yesterday and I saw Relentless Pete coming the other way. Just as he approached both my arms fell off. Again!
He says “Oh my god dive, it’s true, you did have your arms fall off!”
I said “yes Relentless Pete, I’m so relieved that you now know that it wasn’t a joke and I wasn’t lying either...I really am armless!”
Anyway we went for a beer and I got the first one in and we had a good laugh about all our scrapes. Later Relentless Pete’s legs fell off and said to him “you’re bloody legless Relentless!”.
It was awkward as I had to leave him there hanging on the bar.
28 Feb 21
@great-big-stees saidHindsight is a wonderful thing. You'll make it anyway as a virtual lawyer. If you make it to the bar that would be great as I am apparently legless there. You could lend me a hand only three hands and no legs would look weird and who wants a lawyer whose left hand doesn't know what his right hand is doing anymore.
I bought "a" Bitcoin at $12,000 and sold at $15,000. Was happy with that and now it's $50,000+. If only, eh? Hey, it paid for our new furnace.
@divegeester saidI don't think that's true
I was walking down the high street yesterday and I saw Relentless Pete coming the other way. Just as he approached both my arms fell off. Again!
He says “Oh my god dive, it’s true, you did have your arms fall off!”
I said “yes Relentless Pete, I’m so relieved that you now know that it wasn’t a joke and I wasn’t lying either...I really am armless!”
Anyway we we ...[text shortened]... u’re bloody legless Relentless!”.
It was awkward as I had to leave him there hanging on the bar.
you are messing up rusty's thread
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@lemondrop saidRelentless Pete also believes my posts in this thread are examples of me lying about real events and trying to impress people with my limb severing life experiences.
I don't think that's true
@lemondrop saidYou've got it buddy, don't cry when it it happens ,and it will happen. 🙂
you mess up every thread you are in anyway
so go for it buddy
Learn the difference between a joke what Dive is doing and messing up a thread what you're doing! 😛
-VR
28 Feb 21
@great-big-stees saidDamn forgot about the "Bats"!!! 😛 🙂
Been there, done that. Remember "Bats"?
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28 Feb 21
@divegeester saidAnd with the bar tab too?
I was walking down the high street yesterday and I saw Relentless Pete coming the other way. Just as he approached both my arms fell off. Again!
He says “Oh my god dive, it’s true, you did have your arms fall off!”
I said “yes Relentless Pete, I’m so relieved that you now know that it wasn’t a joke and I wasn’t lying either...I really am armless!”
Anyway we we ...[text shortened]... u’re bloody legless Relentless!”.
It was awkward as I had to leave him there hanging on the bar.