Everybody must get stoned!

Dude, this point is illustrated perfectly in the great song by 'The Streets - The Irony Of It All'.

Have a listen, it's awesome.

Out of curiosity, to what degree does being stoned effect ones chess-playing ability?

Originally posted by Varg
How much do you reckon you have to smoke to get well stoned?
The reason I ask is, I used to partake every now and then. But I found I'd get a brief rush of lightheadedness which wore off after about 5 mins. Thing is, I got that effect with tobacco too (I always smoked the dope with baccy).
So, I tried chain-smoking joints (a friend who is a regular dopehead ...[text shortened]... hat many times either.
Stick to booze - it's great! And I've never been violent through it 🙂

It's all like the irony of it all, man. If George Bush were stoned as a beaver, he'd probably realise the whole worlds was laughing at him, get a severe case of the giggles, and give up the whole war game whilst rolling around like a demented mongoose in the oval office whilst colin the barbarian looked on in a state of complete befuddlement. The world woulds be peaceful and everyone would be listening to the stone roses whilst hitting the most gigantenormous bong in human history. Jesus probably hit that bong, judging by how peaceful he was. Also, listen to the Charlatans or the Verve man, they're great to spoon out to. Dig It.

Originally posted by shavixmir
Don't smoke marijuana!
Man...that's bad for you.

Bake it in a space cake.

Originally posted by Varg
Yeah, that's what I did. Very strong effects, but not the kind of thing you could ever do and drive or even be coherent at the same time.
On balance, I prefer the effects of booze, though.

Originally posted by shavixmir
I reckon the whole world should get stoned. Seriously, I do.

You never see stoned people fighting. Being stoned makes it physically impossible to care enough to want to fight.
Hey you.
Me?
Yeah man....hi.

See. No fighting.
Football supporters? Stoned or drunk?
Rowdy soldiers in a bar? Stoned or drunk?
George W. Bush? Stoned or drunk.

Se ...[text shortened]... all the world's problems. If I don't get a nobel prize for this, I'll never be gettin' one.

Originally posted by shavixmir
hangovers?

Originally posted by Ouermyhte
It's all like the irony of it all, man.

Originally posted by royalchicken
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Originally posted by royalchicken
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