Explain your intentions

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Earlier in the year in LA, an Amazon doorbell recorded a crime outside the homeowners house.
The first thing the homeowner knew about it was when a member of the LAPD knocked on her door. The doorbell, of its own volition had forwarded the crime scene footage to the cops.

@kewpie said
My fridge complains when I don't close it, my washing machine complains when I don't open it. They both use the same five-letter word. Should I wash my fridge, or chill my washing machine?

@the-gravedigger said
Earlier in the year in LA, an Amazon doorbell recorded a crime outside the homeowners house.
The first thing the homeowner knew about it was when a member of the LAPD knocked on her door. The doorbell, of its own volition had forwarded the crime scene footage to the cops.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Never tell Alexa it's your birthday. (Trust me on this).

You can pee in a pool and nobody will know.

Who knows where intentions come from?
Spasms in the brainpan?
Arbitrary societal templates?
Controversies in the gut microbiome?

@gambrel said
I got a message today from Google assistant saying it's looking forward to spending time with me on my upcoming birthday.
As if Google is invited!