Favourite TV/Book/Film Quotes

Originally posted by Joe Fist
LOL!!!!

"Did you know Sicilians were spawned by......"

you know what I'm talking about wucky3 but I won't finish the line 😉

"Work is the curse of the drinking classes"
-Oscar Wilde

That's what I love about high school girls, I keep gettin' older and they stay the same age.

Dazed and Confused

They have all the usual vices of girls of their age, plus a few they've invented themselves.

The Big Sleep

'Laying a carpet is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, walk all over her. If you're adventurous - like me - you might like to try an underlay.'
-Swiss Tony

The fool saith, Put not all thine eggs in one basket, meaning to spread wealth to avoid losing it all.

The wise man saith, Put all thine eggs in one basket -- watch that basket.

-Mark Twain

I never did get the hang of thursdays.

-Douglass Adams.

He's dead, Jim.

Dr. "Bones" McCoy

"I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that..."

Hal 2001

Why wont it let me F****N post.
I've just sat and typed out a full Monty Python sketch thinking that for some reason it won't let me cut and paste, then after all that it still won't let me fffrriggin do it! B**TARD😠😠😠

"Smile, you're at Mr. Smiley's!" - American Beauty

"It is not only possible, it is ESSENTIAL..." - Dr.Strangelove

"I'm Tony f**king Montana!!!" - Scarface

"You don't know what pain is!" - Silence of The Lambs

"Do you know who I am?"
"I give up. Who are you?"
"I'm the antichrist, and you got me in a vendetta kinda' mood. You tell the angels up in Heaven that you've never seen a face that so personified evil as you did on the man that killed you.' - True Romance

"Hey, Ray, I never went down, man! You never got me down, Ray! You hear me, you never got me down." - Raging Bull

"From now on, everything will be exactly the way you want it to be, not the way I think you want it, but - your way. You mustn't go. You can't do this to me!"
"I see. It's you that this is being done to! It's not me at all. Not what it means to me. I can't do this to you? Oh, yes I can!" - Citizen Kane


Too many?

Originally posted by seraphimvulture
"Smile, you're at Mr. Smiley's!" - American Beauty

"It is not only possible, it is ESSENTIAL..." - Dr.Strangelove

"I'm Tony f**king Montana!!!" - Scarface

"You don't know what pain is!" - Silence of The Lambs

"Do you know who I am?"
"I give up. Who are you?"
"I'm the antichrist, and you got ...[text shortened]... means to me. I can't do this to you? Oh, yes I can!" - Citizen Kane


Too many?

Can anyone explain to me why I can't post this sketch, even if I've typed it myself, or any other reason why this would happen?
Or is someone, somewhere scared in case I might post some 'enlightening' peice of info, as I have been known to question the very foundation of our society ie the Church's intentions, goverments agenda's etc.
I could be classed as a conformist, compared to some on here, but just in case it is some risk to national security, and the 'thought police' have tampered with my forum settings. FU%K EM!

<Whistle>
Just seeing if I can post really..

How about favorite music lyric? I couldn't decide between these two which one I liked more so, meh, here you go:

"I find it hard, it's hard it find. Oh well, whatever, nevermind." - Nirvana

"I hope I die before I get old!" - The Who

Originally posted by Ragnorak
'Laying a carpet is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, walk all over her. If you're adventurous - like me - you might like to try an underlay.'
-Swiss Tony