17 Jul 08
Originally posted by Grampy BobbyHeaven?
Thought you might enjoy a nice little general forum joke making the rounds in Heaven these days:
A boy carrying a polka dot umbrella is walking down a jungle path. Along the way he meets an elephant
who says, "Hi. Where are you going?" Boy answers, "Nowhere." Elephant says, "Good. I'll go with you."
-C
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17 Jul 08
Originally posted by WoodgieAu contraire, mon ami... it's exclusively for the unworthy who know they're helpless and hopeless but have accepted the gift. The souls
Heaven is for the worthy, are you worthy?
of the worthy, self righteous types (who haven't had their tickets punched) also live forever in a warmer climate at a different address.
-Clarence
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17 Jul 08
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Originally posted by Grampy BobbyRemember to take shorts.
Au contraire, mon ami... it's exclusively for the unworthy who know they're helpless and hopeless but have accepted the gift. The souls
of the worthy, self righteous types (who haven't had their tickets punched) also live forever in a warmer climate at a different address.
-Clarence
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Edit: I intend going naked and would happy to keep you a seat?
17 Jul 08
Originally posted by WoodgieMake no mistake about it, friend. You will be naked, just the worm
Remember to take shorts.
Edit: I intend going naked and would happy to keep you a seat?
that dies not (memory) and your eternal soul. Isolation, as well.
Clarence Odbody
(gb's guardian angel)
Bedford Falls
July, 2008
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17 Jul 08
Originally posted by Grampy BobbyI do not think I will be alone.
Make no mistake about it, friend. You will be naked, just the worm
that dies not (memory) and your eternal soul. Isolation, as well.
Clarence Odbody
(gb's guardian angel)
Bedford Falls
July, 2008
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The best potatoes grow in the graveyard, probably one of man's better achievements.
17 Jul 08
Originally posted by Grampy BobbyBeginning to understand Bobby's RHP General Forum addiction. By the way, he's back on the stronger meds and resting comfortably in his corner
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room at Seniorsville, USA. Anyway, after only a few days, I'm beginning to be tempted to start a first thread of my own. Give me strength, Lord.
Clarence Odbody
(gb's guardian angel)
Bedford Falls
July, 2008
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18 Jul 08
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News Alert/Late Breaking: Grampy Bobby has taken a turn for the worse. Seems an intern under-medicated him and that big old clot
shifted again. Cranial surgery is not yet indicated. However, he's lost almost total interest in his chess games. Spoke with him briefly just
moments ago. Said, "Zebano who? Ice what?" Then he opened one eye, tried to sit up and mumbled, "What was kiki46's last move?"
Clarence Odbody
(gb's guardian angel)
Bedford Falls
July 17, 2008
18 Jul 08
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Originally posted by Grampy BobbyUPDATE: Doc Holliday was called in just before midnight. Read the charts, took one look at him and ordered the graveyard shift nurse,
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Claudia, to initiate his signature cure, known in medical circles as Doc Holliday's Mega Purgative Routine: Massive portions of industrial
strength prune juice by mouth, prune suppositories (size xxxx) and infusion pump bolus shots of olive oil intravenously. By daybreak,
some of the swelling in his square head and phlabby abdomen had gone down. Patient was moved to ICU. Prognosis is still uncertain.
Clarence
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