19 Jul 08
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Originally posted by MontyMooseNot since July 15, 2008, my Texas Friend.
Everytime GB hears a bell ring he starts a new thread. The problem is that he lives across the street from a schoolhouse, on one side of his home is a firestation and on the other is the Pavlov School for Dog Training. 😛
Clarence Odbody
19 Jul 08
Originally posted by Grampy BobbyUPDATE: Unsatisfied with Grampy Bobby's sluggish response to the usually effective 'Purgative Routine', Doc Holliday has escalated
UPDATE: Doc Holliday was called in just before midnight. Read the charts, took one look at him and ordered the graveyard shift nurse,
Claudia, to initiate his signature cure, known in medical circles as Doc Holliday's Mega Purgative Routine: Massive portions of industrial
strength prune juice by mouth, prune suppositories (size xxxx) and infusi ...[text shortened]... d gone down. Patient was moved to ICU. Prognosis is still uncertain.
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treatment. During the past twenty four hours, Skilled Care Nursing Supervisor Goff (nicknamed Gertie Grouch Off) and Claudia have
administered the measures prescribed in his written orders... two cranial irrigations, a cerebral flush and four (high hot and a helluva
lot) enemas. Patient has now lost seventy three pounds and two ounces since launching his last general forum thread on July 15.
Clarence Odbody
July 19, 2008
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19 Jul 08
Originally posted by Grampy BobbyUpdate Footnote: Inadvertently omitted an encouraging detail. Spoke briefly wih gb this morning. Told him he had just captured kiki46's
UPDATE: Unsatisfied with Grampy Bobby's sluggish response to the usually effective 'Purgative Routine', Doc Holliday has escalated
treatment. During the past twenty four hours, Skilled Care Nursing Supervisor Goff (nicknamed Gertie Grouch Off) and Claudia have
administered the measures prescribed in his written orders... two cranial irrigations, a ...[text shortened]... g his last general forum thread on July 15.
Clarence Odbody
July 19, 2008
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bothersome black bishop. In his weakened condition, managed half a smile and said, "Swen doog." Seems both his words and sentences
are still coming out backwards. Least the early indications are that they're becoming somewhat shorter. That's what I'm talking about.
Clarence
21 Jul 08
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Originally posted by Grampy BobbyUpdate: Vitals stable. Status unchanged. Doc Holliday will examine him when he makes his grand rounds on Wednesday.
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Clarence
22 Jul 08
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Originally posted by kiki46Thanks for the update, Doc. Wasn't able to get over to Seniorsville today. Got tied up with a bevy of breathtaking
News update: G.B. has made a remarkable recovery. A little rest for the next few days and some life support from his closest friends and he will be back to normal.
Doc Holliday
p.s. Clarence will still attend to his everyday needs.
ladies (amazingly all of their first names begin with the letter C) at gb's old forum stompin ground, and then had
to stop by the shop to have a cross-threaded titanium screw relaced in my trusty halo. Is he back in his room?
Clarence
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