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Originally posted by Nowakowski
"IN THE NAME OF GOD! What did you say!?!"

now you see why it might be funny?
Darn, i totally missed the point. Thank you for making it clear now ๐Ÿ˜›

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Originally posted by Emashi
Darn, i totally missed the point. Thank you for making it clear now ๐Ÿ˜›
most funny thing of this thread๐Ÿ˜›

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Originally posted by scherzo
If you don't know Arabic, here's some help:

Mujadara (pron. Moo-JAHD-arr-ah) is a common Arab dish in Palestine, Syria, Lebanon, and Jordan. It is made with rice, lentils, and spices.

"Bismallah" is a term meaning "In the name of God," based on the nouns "isim" which means "name," and, of course, "Allah," which is the generic Arabic word for God, used ...[text shortened]... ut it seems to be some sort of greeting) and "Ahlan wa sahlan." (welcome)
Ok, I enjoyed the joke, for whatever it's worth, and thank you for it. ๐Ÿ™‚

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Originally posted by scherzo
This is true. If you don't know much Arabic you probably won't get it, but otherwise it's kind of funny in the "real-life" kind of way.

I was talking to a Lebanese-American friend of mine who knows absolutely no Arabic (she pronounces the dish "mujadara" like "MOO-juh-DAAR-uh"๐Ÿ˜‰. She referred to Hezbollah as the "Christian party" and I asked, "Bismallah, what did you say??" She replied "My name's not Bismallah."

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Moral of the story: crime doesn't pay.

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Originally posted by Emashi
Hmm, I know what Bismallah means and what you said is correct.

But i was saying, why would you tell your friend, "Bismallah, what did you say" and she thought you called her by her name! Doesn't Bismallah mean "In the name of God"? Why would you say: "Bismallah, what did you say"

And i know Bismallah is used when you start something as i mentioned, as for example eating. Thats how muslims do it.
I am Muslim. My family does not say bismallah before eating; we say alhamdu li'llah (praise be to God).

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Originally posted by Emashi
Darn, i totally missed the point. Thank you for making it clear now ๐Ÿ˜›
Like I said. What dialect do you speak?

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Originally posted by scherzo
I am Muslim. My family does not say bismallah before eating; we say alhamdu li'llah (praise be to God).
What kind of muslim are you? A fake one.. Go read your books more carefully, and see what the majority of muslims do. Or even ask a sheikh with a long beard!!!!!

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Originally posted by scherzo
If you don't know Arabic, here's some help:

"Al'ham du'lillah" (not actually sure what exactly that one means, but it seems to be some sort of greeting)
It means "Praise be to Allah." It is the segment of first verse of the first chapter of Quran.

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Originally posted by Emashi
What kind of muslim are you? A fake one.. Go read your books more carefully, and see what the majority of muslims do. Or even ask a sheikh with a long beard!!!!!
Fake Muslim, my a$$. I'm more Muslim than you are.

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Originally posted by vuelve
It means "Praise be to Allah." It is the segment of first verse of the first chapter of Quran.
Thank you. ๐Ÿ™‚ I've never bothered to try to read the Qur'an in Arabic. It's pretty writing, but I can't read calligraphy ... you know.

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"Funny Arabic" stories. Haven't seen one yet.

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Originally posted by Sam The Sham
"Funny Arabic" stories. Haven't seen one yet.
Here's some funny stuff:

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GRANNY.

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Originally posted by Emashi
What kind of muslim are you? A fake one.. Go read your books more carefully, and see what the majority of muslims do. Or even ask a sheikh with a long beard!!!!!
LMAO!

Scherzo is pwned!

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Originally posted by Seitse
LMAO!

Scherzo is pwned!

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It's sad that you should think that.

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Originally posted by Seitse
LMAO!

Scherzo is pwned!

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Yes, clearly someone who says "praise be God" instead of "in the name of God" before eating can't be a true Muslim.

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