Funny Arabic story

Originally posted by Nordlys
Yes, clearly someone who says "praise be God" instead of "in the name of God" before eating can't be a true Muslim.

Originally posted by scherzo
Fake Muslim, my a$$.

this reminds me of the southpark episode in which kenny (poor family) gets that kids dissease (with the red dots on your body).
stan, kyle and cartman go to kennys house for a sleepover party (because thier moms wants them to get the dissease too).
at dinner they get a couple of fronzen waffels (there doesnt even seem to be 1 waffel a person) and kennys dad says a pray;

"Lord, we thank you for this -stacking-? -payload-? of frozen waffels you have -posttoned-? opon us. And since we have been faithfull to you, we know that you will sent us some good fortune one of these days,.. even tho you sure as hell seem to be taken your sweet time. Amen."

Season 2, episode 210 Chickenpox.

Originally posted by zozozozo
this reminds me of the southpark episode in which kenny (poor family) gets that kids dissease (with the red dots on your body).
stan, kyle and cartman go to kennys house for a sleepover party (because thier moms wants them to get the dissease too).
at dinner they get a couple of fronzen waffels (there doesnt even seem to be 1 waffel a person) and kennys d ...[text shortened]... you sure as hell seem to be taken your sweet time. Amen."

Season 2, episode 210 Chickenpox.

Originally posted by Jigtie
No, no, no, that phrase is for your wife to use at bedtime. It's hardly
appropriate at dinner. Repent!

US tourists, a man and his wife are traveling in the Middle East. An Arab approaches the husband, saying, "I'll give you 100 camels for your woman."

After a long silence, the husband says, "She's not for sale."

The indignant wife says, "What took you so long to answer?"

The husband replied, "I was trying to figure out how to get 100 camels back home."

Two Arabs are sitting in a Gaza Strip bar chatting over a pint of fermented goat’s milk.

One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.

"This is my oldest son, he’s a martyr."

"This is my second son. He is a martyr also."

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab says wistfully,
"They blow up so fast, don’t they?"

Originally posted by scherzo
Well! That was on topic! 😉

Originally posted by Sam The Sham
Two Arabs are sitting in a Gaza Strip bar chatting over a pint of fermented goat’s milk.

One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.

"This is my oldest son, he’s a martyr."

"This is my second son. He is a martyr also."

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab says wistfully,
"They blow up so fast, don’t they?"

Originally posted by zozozozo
well, not really on the start of the topic, but the subject changed a little bit to saying preys at dinner (also by you, the starter of the topic).
So i thought id post it anyways:p

Originally posted by Sam The Sham
Two Arabs are sitting in a Gaza Strip bar chatting over a pint of fermented goat’s milk.

One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.

"This is my oldest son, he’s a martyr."

"This is my second son. He is a martyr also."

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab says wistfully,
"They blow up so fast, don’t they?"