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Genius married at 16 ???

Genius married at 16 ???

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Originally posted by Omnislash
I am afraid so. My life is one big Jerry Springer show. What I find really amusing is that most of the drama isn't from anything I did, but rather just all of these people knowing me. If they didn't know me, just look at the story and you'll see how things would be different.

My best friend wouldn't have tapped the mom and daughter.
My other frie ...[text shortened]... esence breeds drama and sin. I don't know if that makes me feel very amused or very ashamed. 😛
Where does the bisexual brother in the wheelchair fit in - all this action going down and he gets none? Seems he missed out as he had him finger in both pies as it were!

From my point of view, if my best mate moved in on my bird that quick he would no longer be my best mate, friendship is about respect and that is about as disrespectful as you can get in my opinion.

Andrew

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Originally posted by latex bishop
Where does the bisexual brother in the wheelchair fit in - all this action going down and he gets none? Seems he missed out as he had him finger in both pies as it were!

From my point of view, if my best mate moved in on my bird that quick he would no longer be my best mate, friendship is about respect and that is about as disrespectful as you can get in my opinion.

Andrew
Ok, the bisexual brother isn't so much part of the soap opera as he just is a pimp. You see, he looks like a nerdy kid in a chair. He exploitd that to its fullest to get sympathy sex. As his roomy, I'll tell you one things that's for sure: there's an awful lot of sympathetic women out there. 😉

Now as for my best friend, he talked to me about it all first. He didn't want to date her or anything, he just wanted some......fun. Likewise, I knew I'd never be persuing her again, so I didn't mind. Now if I had some emotional attachments left to her, or he hadn't consulted with me first, that would be another story (and a slightly better soap opera, but I can't expect everyone to go with the script I guess). 😀

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Man, I could make a few bad movies using your life stories 😛

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Originally posted by Crowley
Man, I could make a few bad movies using your life stories 😛
I'll bet you could. Perhaps I should write an auto-biography, if only to help some independant film maker out with some ideas.

Life is truly stranger than fiction.

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Originally posted by Omnislash
I'll bet you could. Perhaps I should write an auto-biography, if only to help some independant film maker out with some ideas.

Life is truly stranger than fiction.
I think the life of the guy in the wheel chair would maybe make a better independent film... real cross over of emotions from what you have said - do you feel sorry for him or see he is just a manipulating man. It could hit home the fact that people make an initial opinion based on the wheelchair not the man sitting in it.

Andrew

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Originally posted by latex bishop
I think the life of the guy in the wheel chair would maybe make a better independent film... real cross over of emotions from what you have said - do you feel sorry for him or see he is just a manipulating man. It could hit home the fact that people make an initial opinion based on the wheelchair not the man sitting in it.

Andrew
I don't feel sorry for him, but that is due to a lot that I know. I honestly think he might be able to walk again if he really tried, if not perfectly atleast well enough not to need assistance. He doesn't really try and never has. He just gets drunk, smokes pot and chases after women.

I do like him, but you are VERY right that his appearance is deceiving. Before I lived with him I would have thought him to be a really nice guy who was unfortunate enought to have become paralyzed. In his private life, he is ANYTHING but some quiet and mild mannered guy.

In fact, I think I would really like to see a film about him.

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Originally posted by latex bishop
I think the life of the guy in the wheel chair would maybe make a better independent film... real cross over of emotions from what you have said - do you feel sorry for him or see he is just a manipulating man. It could hit home the fact that people make an initial opinion based on the wheelchair not the man sitting in it.

Andrew
Why independent film, I'm calling QT as we speak, he'll put a nice "Usual Suspects" twist at the end - we'll make millions! 😵

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Originally posted by Omnislash
I don't feel sorry for him, but that is due to a lot that I know. I honestly think he might be able to walk again if he really tried, if not perfectly atleast well enough not to need assistance. He doesn't really try and never has. He just gets drunk, smokes pot and chases after women.

I do like him, but you are VERY right that his appearance is dece ...[text shortened]... quiet and mild mannered guy.

In fact, I think I would really like to see a film about him.
The story just gets better and better with everything you say. what end to a rollercoaster of a book or film, after all that the audience have gone through, as they still sit saying to themselves "but he has had a hard life and it is adversity that has done this to him" ... the guy just gets up and walks out of the story.

Andrew

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Originally posted by latex bishop
The story just gets better and better with everything you say. what end to a rollercoaster of a book or film, after all that the audience have gone through, as they still sit saying to themselves "but he has had a hard life and it is ...[text shortened]... " ... the guy just gets up and walks out of the story.

Andrew
Well, since you've enjoyed my story so far I'll tell you about the younger brother.

Now, this guy doesn't have any odd sexual preference or anything, but he's still quite the character. At the age of thirteen he was one of the bigger pot dealers in town. Durning my stay with the family, he was arrested for car theft, drug posession (they couldn't prove he was going to sell it), and he even had a few intimate encounters himself.

I got to spend some quality time with him from time to time. We'd go out in the wee hours of the morning and see what kind of vandalism we could cause. I think the best we did was light a large cable roll on fire and send it down main street. Either that or when we caught people having sex in the park and we stole their clothes. Those were the good old days. 😀

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Originally posted by Omnislash
Well, since you've enjoyed my story so far I'll tell you about the younger brother.

Now, this guy doesn't have any odd sexual preference or anything, but he's still quite the character. At the age of thirteen he was one of the bigger pot dealers in town. Durning my stay with the family, he was arrested for car theft, drug posession (they couldn't ...[text shortened]... aught people having sex in the park and we stole their clothes. Those were the good old days. 😀
I liked the bit about the wet bunk beds before you edited it - added depth to the character 😉

Andrew

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Man you know some *interesting* people 😛

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Originally posted by latex bishop
I liked the bit about the wet bunk beds before you edited it - added depth to the character 😉

Andrew
Yep, there's really nothing like haveing to remove the pants of a drunk guy that's pissed himself in his bed. Those were some weird days in my life. All of us in that tiny little crap hole trailer. Now, I'll tell you something that I abolutely LOVED about staying with that guy. He liked to.....um.....practice the safest kind of sex you can. ONE person sex (get my drift? I don't know how to word it that it won't get moderated). So what you might say? Well, HE didn't really care if anyone was around, so long as he was in his room. That means I could be there and all of a sudden some nudity scene might come on TV and like a jack rabbit, there he was unzipped and taking care of business (another reason I was happy to have the top of a bunk bed).

One time some people from a local church came by to talk to him about religion and all. Me and his brother just grinned at each other and sent them on back to his room. They knocked, he shouted for them to enter, and what did they see? Him sitting in his chair with a bottle of whiskey in one hand and his "willy" in the other. Needless to say, they left really quick and never came back (atleast not while I was there). Now THAT was a funny moment, LOL!😀

I used to love it when people would walk in on him. He didn't even stop. He'd just wave a hello with his other hand. People would absolutely freak out, but I was so used to it I just looked at them and grinned.

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