Girlfriends for Idiots.

don't - you either end up with a broken heart or a slut.

Aren't all women girlfriends for idiots? lol just kidding!!!!!

Originally posted by pcaspian
Originally posted by zach918
[b]...Not yet ;o)

Thing is you would like her to think you're straight. No offense, but guys don't really know about cheerleading. Perhaps mention 'Bring it on', but thats where you stop.

Otherwise, why don't you just work on your QB skills, always works in the movies.

cheers.[/b]

Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
Aren't all women girlfriends for idiots? lol just kidding!!!!!

Originally posted by slimjim
Hey it worked for me. My wife is an ex-cheerleader.

Go out, play some pool, drink alot of bear, meat a girl, use your magic and she'll be all yours! 😀

Ahem, I mean, be yourself, talk to her and stay honest... she'll fall for you! 🙂

O.

Forget everything that has been said up until now. Zach , I'm gonna lead you right. First things first. At your age it's all practice. Have fun. Now the key to all this that no one else has commented on is the daddy. Now since I'm a daddy with a soon to be teenage daughter, I'm sitting here thinking "what would impress me?" You're an eagle scout so you're on the right path. Is there anyway you can play him at chess and create an atmosphere to talk to him? Chess is another good thing. Tells him you're all smart and all and not one of those jocks trying to get in her pants. OK, I've got a lead. Being a boyscout you know all kinds of first aid and you need continual practice to be on your top game. Now everybody knows that cheerleading has more injuries that any sport. It's true, I kid you not. To lesson her risk of injury tell her that you need a volunteer to help earn your next badge on massage therapy. Listen, I know from which I speak. When I was in massage therapy school (and I graduated too with straight A's) I gave away massages all the time because we were required to have so many practice massages to hone our skills. If she doesn't go for it, just move on to another cheerleader. Keep us posted, Zach. Again, remember it's all practice.

Originally posted by kirksey957
Forget everything that has been said up until now. Zach , I'm gonna lead you right. First things first. At your age it's all practice. Have fun. Now the key to all this that no one else has commented on is the daddy. Now since I'm a daddy with a soon to be teenage daughter, I'm sitting here thinking "what would impress me?" You're an eagle s ...[text shortened]... just move on to another cheerleader. Keep us posted, Zach. Again, remember it's all practice.

Originally posted by Remora91
You're an embarrassment to me. Dang it. I'll date who I like (maybe even someone who has hair down to his butt just to annoy you). 😛

Originally posted by royalchicken
Uhm, a hairy-arsed guy is not worth all of the spite you can throw at your father.

Originally posted by Remora91
You're an embarrassment to me. Dang it. I'll date who I like (maybe even someone who has hair down to his butt just to annoy you). 😛

Originally posted by pcaspian
Originally posted by zach918
[b]...Not yet ;o)

Thing is you would like her to think you're straight. No offense, but guys don't really know about cheerleading. Perhaps mention 'Bring it on', but thats where you stop.

Otherwise, why don't you just work on your QB skills, always works in the movies.

cheers.[/b]

If ALL you Casanovas would stop trying to get in GURL's pants and
concentrate on getting into their HEADS you might get further along in
the "game"...remember, in dealing with anyone for any reason at any time----you let them choose the GAME; but you make the rules (usually, whenever you want to do so, whereever you need to do so, and definately, however you need to do so. Also, you ask 100 ladies out, 99 turn you down---YOU ARE STILL batting 1000! Think about it;
treat a Woman like a Lady, and she will respond in kind.
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Tell her that she is most mouth watering little cheer leader you have ever seen before. Then try to jab your tongue down her mouth. If does not work then try dancing like a wounded Gene Kelly on speed. If does not work then just forget the whole thing.

Originally posted by LivingLegend
Go out, play some pool, drink alot of bear, meat a girl, use your magic and she'll be all yours! 😀

Ahem, I mean, be yourself, talk to her and stay honest... she'll fall for you! 🙂

O.