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Originally posted by Nordlys
It's that chip I got,
The one I got from the ape!
Yippy yippy yay!
Oh! What have I done?
It must be a very strong chip
She's losing the plot!

R

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Originally posted by LanndonKane
you're first verse is six!
you keep messing up haiku's
you're sounding like me

I dont make mistakes of course
everyone is wrong but I





oh you edited it you sneaky little devil
Your* is possessive
Grammatical mistakes are
inexcusable.

Now look at line two
The word haikus doesn't need
an apostrophe

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Don't make me hit you!
You dare to disturb my bliss
With smelly soap tea? 😠
Please give it a rest.
Why don't you stop your mad quest.
Earl Grey is the best.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
It's that chip I got,
The one I got from the ape!
Yippy yippy yay!
Here - calm it down now,
That's right - just relax - No! No!
Put me down robot

I don't want to go in there
Not in a bag! Argh - ooh argh

EAPOE
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Originally posted by Duke of Brabant
Please give it a rest.
Why don't you stop your mad quest.
Earl Grey is the best.
I prefer English Breakfast myself. . . But only when the wine celler is being restocked.

My Lord I do believe you have been dead even longer than me!

N

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Originally posted by orangutan
Oh! What have I done?
It must be a very strong chip
She's losing the plot!
Shibby dibby dopp!
Tingledy tangledy topp!
Flitch flutch flitch flutch flopp!

r
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Originally posted by Nordlys
Shibby dibby dopp!
Tingledy tangledy topp!
Flitch flutch flitch flutch flopp!
Her chip's defective!
What have you done to Robot?!
You will pay for this!

N

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Originally posted by orangutan
Here - calm it down now,
That's right - just relax - No! No!
Put me down robot

I don't want to go in there
Not in a bag! Argh - ooh argh
Just having fun here.
Why do you struggle like mad?
Oh, look, those blue lights!

N

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Originally posted by reader1107
Her chip's defective!
What have you done to Robot?!
You will pay for this!
Everything is fine!
Come and join the merry dance!
Svip deedle dooh dah!

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Just having fun here.
Why do you struggle like mad?
Oh, look, those blue lights!
I can not get out
But I can reach your chip set!
Ha! LSD goes

N

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Originally posted by orangutan
I can not get out
But I can reach your chip set!
Ha! LSD goes
You hallucinate!
I think you are on drugs, too!
Shoobidoobidooh!

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Still stuck in this bag!
Maybe I'll eat the chip - mmm
Plarp bibble boop

N

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Originally posted by orangutan
Still stuck in this bag!
Maybe I'll eat the chip - mmm
Plarp bibble boop
Yorgle duggle dang
Weedee deedodee sing sang
Garp glip gloon gling gloing!

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Originally posted by EAPOE
I prefer English Breakfast myself. . . But only when the wine celler is being restocked.

My Lord I do believe you have been dead even longer than me!
Dear aristo friend,
I prefer wine to tea blend,
that's not what I ment.

And you're o so right,
I died six centuries ago,
In an awful fight.

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Originally posted by Duke of Brabant
Dear aristo friend,
I prefer wine to tea blend,
that's not what I ment.

And you're o so right,
I died six centuries ago,
In an awful fight.
Duke, you cannot count!
Must be all that Earl Grey tea.
It's not good for you.

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