Haiku

Originally posted by Ramiri15
Your* is possessive
Grammatical mistakes are
inexcusable.

Now look at line two
The word haikus doesn't need
an apostrophe

and i care because?
grammar is lame, thats a fact
its for chumps and squares

are you a square, ramiri?
I shall assume that you're not

Originally posted by Nordlys
Yorgle duggle dang
Weedee deedodee sing sang
Garp glip gloon gling gloing!

Haikus on acid -
what could entertain us more?
this is so much fun

Originally posted by Nordlys
Duke, you cannot count!
Must be all that Earl Grey tea.
It's not good for you.

Ow... where did I go wrong? 🙁

Edit: found it: 2nd line, 2nd haiku 🙁

Originally posted by Duke of Brabant
Ow... where did I go wrong? 🙁

In the second verse.
"I died six centuries ag..."
No syllables left.

Originally posted by Nordlys
Duke, you cannot count!
Must be all that Earl Grey tea.
It's not good for you.

I don't count myself,
My servants do that for me,
I'll sack them right now. 🙂

Originally posted by orangutan
Haikus on acid -
what could entertain us more?
this is so much fun

Achip, not acid!
Ha, this is so funny, lol!
Achip, not acid!

Originally posted by Nordlys
In the second verse.
"I died six centuries ag..."
No syllables left.

These guys! Amateur!
We know what is what by now
(I still can not count)

Originally posted by Duke of Brabant
I don't count myself,
My servants do that for me,
I'll sack them right now. 🙂

That's what counts are for!
Earls are the same as counts, right?
Let your tea count, then!

Originally posted by orangutan
These guys! Amateur!
We know what is what by now
(I still can not count)

I was born so rich,
I can buy all that I want.
I don't need to count. 🙂

Originally posted by Duke of Brabant
Dear aristo friend,
I prefer wine to tea blend,
that's not what I ment.

And you're o so right,
I died six centuries ago,
In an awful fight.

I feel for you Sir.
My life was a time ill spent
On women and wine

World left behind me
Now I have time to lement
In women and wine

Originally posted by Duke of Brabant
I was born so rich,
I can buy all that I want.
I don't need to count. 🙂

Earl, Count, Duke, Baron
Just what is the difference?
Aristocracy!

Originally posted by orangutan
Earl, Count, Duke, Baron
Just what is the difference?
Aristocracy!

The difference? Well,
Dukes cannot count, for instance.
And the earls are grey.

Originally posted by Nordlys
The difference? Well,
Dukes cannot count, for instance.
And the earls are grey.

Can Counts duke- or not?
That does not make sense - I know
At least I can still ... count

🙂

Originally posted by orangutan
Earl, Count, Duke, Baron
Just what is the difference?
Aristocracy!

Listen well I am
The 2nd Earl of Rochester
Dung eating peasant

Originally posted by EAPOE
Listen well I am
The 2nd Earl of Rochester
Dung eating peasant

And I'm a robot
On a chip trip, en passant!
Lighten up, dear Earl!