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Originally posted by mokko
I am a good cook
Tonight I'm roasting chicken
It will taste yummy.

😀
We wanted troll soup
You promised - you did, troll soup!
That's want we wanted

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Originally posted by orangutan
We wanted troll soup
You promised - you did, troll soup!
That's want we wanted
She promised indeed!
And now only that chicken...
Who wants to eat that???

c
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... Wife is on the phone.
"WILL YOU STOP THAT BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!
I want my lunch NOW!!!"

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Originally posted by c99ux
... Wife is on the phone.
"WILL YOU STOP THAT BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!
I want my lunch NOW!!!"
She is home now? That's
awesome! You will make her lunch?
You are a sweetie!

😉

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Some eggs for breakfast -
What's on the menu today?
lunch time is here soon.

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hear the brick walls thud,
wham, slam, bonk, bump. Try again
my head hurts now ... bop

c
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Originally posted by reader1107
She is home now? That's
awesome! You will make her lunch?
You are a sweetie!

😉
What? Me make her lunch?
I don't know how to use that
microwave oven.

I'm from England, see?
There we just boil things to death
and say, "It's lovely."

Honestly I've tried.
But I just can't work out how
to cook properly.

But there are some things
I can prepare perfectly
like English breakfast.

Bacon and eggs with
Sausages and black pudding,
Mushrooms, beans and toast.

I like marmalade.
Some folks prefer Marmite though,
Anyway there's toast.

As for cereals,
Cornflakes, pops or Weetabix,
No Shredded Wheat though.

I can't stand that stuff.
Tastes like wire wool and crap!
How can folk eat that?

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Originally posted by c99ux
As for cereals,
Cornflakes, pops or Weetabix,
No Shredded Wheat though.
I had a müsli:
Rolled oats, apple, banana,
Some almonds, and milk.

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Sandwiches for lunch
same again tomorrow (sigh)
Might go to the pub

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Originally posted by orangutan
Some eggs for breakfast -
What's on the menu today?
lunch time is here soon.
Running out of food...
Too lazy to go shopping...
Scrambled eggs will do.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Running out of food...
Too lazy to go shopping...
Scrambled eggs will do.
Scrambled eggs are nice
Toast, cinnamon - not too much
melting butter - gseg

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Originally posted by orangutan
Scrambled eggs are nice
Toast, cinnamon - not too much
melting butter - gseg
Gseg? What does that mean?
I'll have potatoes with mine.
Cinnamon on eggs?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Gseg? What does that mean?
I'll have potatoes with mine.
Cinnamon on eggs?
(scrambled eggs is sgeg)
Black pepper too - and chilli!
drooling - must go home

potatoes - good food
they have some vitamin C
you won't get scurvy.

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Supper is ready.
Scrambled eggs and potatoes
All mixed together.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Supper is ready.
Scrambled eggs and potatoes
All mixed together.
Eggs, spuds - all mixed up?
Little crispy bits are good
Mashed bits are better

What is for pudding -
is there any chocolate
or maybe ice-cream?

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