Originally posted by reader1107What? Me make her lunch?
She is home now? That's
awesome! You will make her lunch?
You are a sweetie!
😉
I don't know how to use that
microwave oven.
I'm from England, see?
There we just boil things to death
and say, "It's lovely."
Honestly I've tried.
But I just can't work out how
to cook properly.
But there are some things
I can prepare perfectly
like English breakfast.
Bacon and eggs with
Sausages and black pudding,
Mushrooms, beans and toast.
I like marmalade.
Some folks prefer Marmite though,
Anyway there's toast.
As for cereals,
Cornflakes, pops or Weetabix,
No Shredded Wheat though.
I can't stand that stuff.
Tastes like wire wool and crap!
How can folk eat that?