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Restless natives need
a sleeping pill: come and taste
my dingleberries.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Restless natives need
a sleeping pill: come and taste
my dingleberries.
dingleberries eh?
it's tag nuts I've heard 'em called
klingons or just poo

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Originally posted by orangutan
dingleberries eh?
it's tag nuts I've heard 'em called
klingons or just poo
How fascinating
it can be to talk about
that old funky dung.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
How fascinating
it can be to talk about
that old funky dung.
I thought it was crap
scatological doo
think I will dump it

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
How fascinating
it can be to talk about
that old funky dung.
A faeces thesis -
Some manure for the masses.
Plop drops 'n all that

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Originally posted by orangutan
I thought it was crap
scatological doo
think I will dump it
Scatology, a
fine album by Coil, one of
my favourite groups,

also a theme close
to the heart of the divine
Marquis, assuming

he had one. But does
spitting crap out to a tune
a scat-singer make?

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I bought some ice-cream.
Virtual ice-cream is good, but
I prefer real stuff.

It's not Häagen-Dazs, but
Mövenpick is great as well.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I bought some ice-cream.
Virtual ice-cream is good, but
I prefer real stuff.

It's not Häagen-Dazs, but
Mövenpick is great as well.
'real' ice cream - really?
not just the virtual stuff
wrong weather for that

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Originally posted by orangutan
'real' ice cream - really?
not just the virtual stuff
wrong weather for that
Really real ice-cream!
The right weather for ice-cream
Is what we have now.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Really real ice-cream!
The right weather for ice-cream
Is what we have now.
I need something warm!
Like a hot toddie, whisky
mmm, that would be good

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Originally posted by orangutan
I need something warm!
Like a hot toddie, whisky
mmm, that would be good
What about a tea?
Alcohol may warm you up,
But it tastes yucky.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
What about a tea?
Alcohol may warm you up,
But it tastes yucky.
Tea is good it's true
but sometimes some hard liquor
hits the spot too (sigh)

We're out of it here
so tea it will have to be
Stick the kettle on

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Originally posted by orangutan
Tea is good it's true
but sometimes some hard liquor
hits the spot too (sigh)

We're out of it here
so tea it will have to be
Stick the kettle on
Tea is on its way,
Sorry it took me so long.
(Procrastinating)

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Tea is on its way,
Sorry it took me so long.
(Procrastinating)
Me too. Well ...later ...
Thinking of moves slows you down
(for me anyway)

Nice drink! Very hot ...
the kettle nearly boiled dry?
makes lovely tea though

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