Harvesting Organs for Fun & Profit

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
That's what I call logic. Jonathan Swift would have cracked a ready grin.

Originally posted by dfm65
...and don't forget the telephone sanitisers...

Originally posted by Nyxie
....and of course joggers.....

The present pliticians should be the first for the pig meal, because their organs are mostly useless.

Originally posted by Starrman
Why stop there? Solve the world's food problems by processing the dead in big factories and sending the packaged meat out to people in need.

Originally posted by dfm65
and then there are the dreadful engine cheats who threaten RHP as we know it - i'm sure No1 would be happy to rip out the guts of anyone found guilty by the chess inquisition...

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Hanging, drawing & quartering them (and eating the roasted entrails) would add a festive mediaval touch.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Hanging, drawing & quartering them (and eating the roasted entrails) would add a festive mediaval touch.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Will you be providing mead and perhaps some jousters?

I think we should have one of those telethon things and get people to perform so people call in to donate their organs. The age group would be much more spread out this way so we wouldn't have to worry about old people so much. Plus you'd get on tv.

Josh

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Jousters, jugglers, minstrels, the works. The tournament would be competition for the Roman circus I'd be running simultaneously.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I like it, I hereby appoint you Minister of Organ Entertainment. You could have theme days... pitting the elderly against the poor in the gladiator pits... throw in some crack heads and you have a Pay Per View event.

Originally posted by Canadaguy
Where do I sign up?

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
What skills do you bring to the table? We still need a Master of Organ Manipulation and we still need people to help round up 'donors'. Perhaps you would make a good thug? We'll need a VP of International Marketing & Acquisitions as well.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
What skills do you bring to the table? We still need a Master of Organ Manipulation and we still need people to help round up 'donors'. Perhaps you would make a good thug? We'll need a VP of International Marketing & Acquisitions as well.

Originally posted by Canadaguy
No guarantees when...hopefully tomorrow.