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Originally posted by Kewpie
Neither is what you're saying, unless it's relevant to the OP.
"you fu@king a@@hole..." by rookie gets a pass?

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
"you fu@king a@@hole..." by rookie gets a pass?
You took the post to heart. Tells me you give a damn about language.

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Originally posted by Kewpie

Neither is what you're saying, unless it's relevant to the OP.
Facts are the children of durable culture and stern reality. Reality is always relevant.

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Originally posted by HandyAndy

You took the post to heart. Tells me you give a damn about language.
Of course I do. Don't you? Without the preservation and refinement of the spoken and written word, coherent expression of thought within any society is impossible. Would you be comfortable on some gurney being wheeled to the operating suite by an orderly, who was mute, whose task it was to deliver your bag of bones to a surgeon who knew 17 words but able to correctly pronounce 8?

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Of course I do. Don't you? Without the preservation and refinement of the spoken and written word, coherent expression of thought within any society is impossible. Would you be comfortable on some gurney being wheeled to the operating suite by an orderly, who was mute, whose task it was to deliver your bag of bones to a surgeon who knew 17 words but able to correctly pronounce 8?
Untrue on two accounts: a) Those who are no longer here and under the yoke of social bondage, having been set free; and b) Those kind souls still here, strutting their stuff in rank in an internecine cadre, though their epitaphs were etched and duly recorded yesterday (and/or the day before).

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
You and I are handcuffed together in the back of a police car.... Using ONLY three words what would you say to me?
plead the fifth

don't tell mom

kiss my ass🙂

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hope your gay 😏

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
You and I are handcuffed together in the back of a police car.... Using ONLY three words what would you say to me?
Are you Bowmann?

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
You and I are handcuffed together in the back of a police car.... Using ONLY three words what would you say to me?
Got a key?

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
You and I are handcuffed together in the back of a police car.... Using ONLY three words what would you say to me?
(for the sweet sensitivities of the elderly and demented)

are you comfortable???

you did what???

stop yer fidgeting...

where iz waldo???

grampy called them???

what's that smell???

it'z YOUR turn...

dear heavenly father...

bite me, you olde fart, report me, scratch my balls and then lick em...

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
You and I are handcuffed together in the back of a police car.... Using ONLY three words what would you say to me?
Pick my lock

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Originally posted by SwissGambit
Pick my lock
WINNAH!

by a short head from "got a key?"

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
"Harm minors in any way;"
Please explain how any minors were harmed.

Please do not presume minors from the Victorian era; we're talking about minors who have 24/7 access to f@&*#@^%&cking Twitface.

Richard

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
You and I are handcuffed together in the back of a police car.... Using ONLY three words what would you say to me?
Who says I'd say anything?

I'd probably be too pissed off to be handcuffed to anyone to open my mouth.

Richard

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