Have fun with this

Originally posted by rookie54
(for the sweet sensitivities of the elderly and demented)

are you comfortable???

you did [b]what???

stop yer fidgeting...

where iz waldo???

grampy called them???

what's that smell???

it'z YOUR turn...

dear heavenly father...

bite me, you olde fart, report me, scratch my balls and then lick em...[/b]

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
You and I are handcuffed together in the back of a police car.... Using ONLY three words what would you say to me?

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
One of your best ever. "... where iz waldo???" Wow! Brings to mind one aged cripple, doing her best to tool around that hospital/nursing home's six halls in a motorized wheelchair with a pitiful, worn out waldo clutched to her sunken chest in her free left hand. Thanks much for evoking these not so totally unpleasant memories of my sixteen month incarc ...[text shortened]... l struggles to climb out of the circumstantial hole that critical medical episode caused....

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
One of your best ever. "... where iz waldo???" Wow! Brings to mind one aged cripple, doing her best to tool around that hospital/nursing home's six halls in a motorized wheelchair with a pitiful, worn out waldo clutched to her sunken chest in her free left hand. Thanks much for evoking these not so totally unpleasant memories of my sixteen month incarc ...[text shortened]... l struggles to climb out of the circumstantial hole that critical medical episode caused....

Originally posted by rookie54

"as my focus faltered"

are you sure this ever happened???
anti-psychotics can be ever so powerful...

i remember this doddering old woman,
her one friend wuz this raggedy doll...
or wuz she clint, or maybe arnold???
i just KNOW she wuz sixteen feet tall...

Originally posted by HandyAndy

Cue the violins...n't

I'd say nothing to you.

I'd use my three words for the cops driving the it car.

"It was him."

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Isn't that phrase something an uninterested onlooker would, sarcastically, say?

It's YOUR fault.

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
You and I are handcuffed together in the back of a police car.... Using ONLY three words what would you say to me?

Who are you?

Everybody not doing something useful, now, please get out of the room.

Everybody not doing something useful, now, please get out of the room.

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
You and I are handcuffed together in the back of a police car.... Using ONLY three words what would you say to me?

Do NOT go left. (Light pole reference.)

Damn, broke the rules. We're okay with that, though, aren't we.