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Hypoallergenic, I'll see what Ikea have.
Duck eggs, the chef has been furloughed (sorry), sardines only if I can combat the aroma🚬Football fixtures & reruns🏅🏆 not a problem.
2 skanks from Farnworth, it will require narcotics depending on your fetish?
Netflix entertainment 🤔 Your Punto & my Harley😑
Steak, I wouldn't expect anything less.

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Check... check... check... check...

Uh oh. Problems. My Harley is off limits to fer'ners.

It's an insurance thing!


Just do not be homeless in NYC, just saw a homeless guy there get a firework set off and thrown on him. It went off like a cherry bomb. He was put in the hospital.

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You'd be welcome here but it's tricky getting into Indonesia right now, and tricky leaving it for that matter. If we, as legal aliens, leave, we currently aren't allowed back in for two years! Some kind of random Indo government decision, which will hopefully be lifted soon, but we're stuck for now. Still, not a bad place to get stuck.

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@Indonesia-Phil
I have a chair, paper,🚬 Weather is most favourable today, I'll sit outside in the shade🙂

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I just bought a new freezer if you need a dry cardboard box.

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@divegeester
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@huckleberryhound said
I just bought a new freezer if you need a dry cardboard box.
I also have a pile of cardboard boxes in case @divegeester wants to build an annex.

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I could lend you a piece of cardboard and something to write with.

The best sign I've seen was, "My ex-wife had a better lawyer. In fact, she slept with him. Can you help?"

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@eladar said
Just do not be homeless in NYC, just saw a homeless guy there get a firework set off and thrown on him. It went off like a cherry bomb. He was put in the hospital.
The homeless utopia is San Fran. The weather is nice, you can sleep pretty much everywhere, and you have people who are paid to periodically come by and clean your feces off the streets. They also provide various drug paraphernalia so if you choose to shoot up, you have free clean needles.

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@whodey said
The homeless utopia is San Fran. The weather is nice, you can sleep pretty much everywhere, and you have people who are paid to periodically come by and clean your feces off the streets. They also provide various drug paraphernalia so if you choose to shoot up, you have free clean needles.
So, just to be clear, you add homeless people to the long list of people not like you that you can not lose sleep over because they're not human. Got it.

At least you posted your rant in a thread making light of homelessness. Good job.

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have any phobias?

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