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22 Jun 20
23 Jun 20
@divegeester saidHypoallergenic, I'll see what Ikea have.
Thanks mate.
I’ll PM you my requirements which include:
- Hypoallergenic quilt and pillows
- free range cotswold blue boiled eggs x 3 for breakfast Tuesday Thursday and every other Sunday, bacon sarnies on Saturday, Porridge other days
- sky sports football for EPL
- Netflix and/or Amazon Prime
- use of kitchen and dining room twice per month for entertaining ...[text shortened]... equired (you can drive my Fiat Punto as a swap)
- I like my steaks lean
- AOB
Much appreciated.
Duck eggs, the chef has been furloughed (sorry), sardines only if I can combat the aroma🚬Football fixtures & reruns🏅🏆 not a problem.
2 skanks from Farnworth, it will require narcotics depending on your fetish?
Netflix entertainment 🤔 Your Punto & my Harley😑
Steak, I wouldn't expect anything less.
@divegeester saidCheck... check... check... check...
Thanks mate.
I’ll PM you my requirements which include:
- Hypoallergenic quilt and pillows
- free range cotswold blue boiled eggs x 3 for breakfast Tuesday Thursday and every other Sunday, bacon sarnies on Saturday, Porridge other days
- sky sports football for EPL
- Netflix and/or Amazon Prime
- use of kitchen and dining room twice per month for entertaining ...[text shortened]... equired (you can drive my Fiat Punto as a swap)
- I like my steaks lean
- AOB
Much appreciated.
Uh oh. Problems. My Harley is off limits to fer'ners.
It's an insurance thing!
23 Jun 20
@divegeester saidYou'd be welcome here but it's tricky getting into Indonesia right now, and tricky leaving it for that matter. If we, as legal aliens, leave, we currently aren't allowed back in for two years! Some kind of random Indo government decision, which will hopefully be lifted soon, but we're stuck for now. Still, not a bad place to get stuck.
Last week I sold the place in which I was living and I haven’t yet bought another. I’m homeless and in need of a bed for a few weeks.
Who will help?
24 Jun 20
@Indonesia-Phil
I have a chair, paper,🚬 Weather is most favourable today, I'll sit outside in the shade🙂
@earl-of-trumps saidI have a full motorcycle licence and owned a Fatboy for 4 years if that helps?
Uh oh. Problems. My Harley is off limits to fer'ners.
"Owned a Fatboy"
Sounds like a euphemism for debating Eladar! 😆
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24 Jun 20
@huckleberryhound saidI also have a pile of cardboard boxes in case @divegeester wants to build an annex.
I just bought a new freezer if you need a dry cardboard box.
@divegeester saidI could lend you a piece of cardboard and something to write with.
Last week I sold the place in which I was living and I haven’t yet bought another. I’m homeless and in need of a bed for a few weeks.
Who will help?
The best sign I've seen was, "My ex-wife had a better lawyer. In fact, she slept with him. Can you help?"
@eladar saidThe homeless utopia is San Fran. The weather is nice, you can sleep pretty much everywhere, and you have people who are paid to periodically come by and clean your feces off the streets. They also provide various drug paraphernalia so if you choose to shoot up, you have free clean needles.
Just do not be homeless in NYC, just saw a homeless guy there get a firework set off and thrown on him. It went off like a cherry bomb. He was put in the hospital.
@whodey saidSo, just to be clear, you add homeless people to the long list of people not like you that you can not lose sleep over because they're not human. Got it.
The homeless utopia is San Fran. The weather is nice, you can sleep pretty much everywhere, and you have people who are paid to periodically come by and clean your feces off the streets. They also provide various drug paraphernalia so if you choose to shoot up, you have free clean needles.
At least you posted your rant in a thread making light of homelessness. Good job.
25 Jun 20
@huckleberryhound saidHaha.
I just bought a new freezer if you need a dry cardboard box.
Bone collector?
25 Jun 20
@divegeester saidhave any phobias?
Last week I sold the place in which I was living and I haven’t yet bought another. I’m homeless and in need of a bed for a few weeks.
Who will help?