20 May 05
Originally posted by D43M0NDon't you know that only witches float?
Well, start by flushing. If it really is the Virgin Mary, it will have a miracle, and stay afloat. Otherwise, it will sink, and never be seen again. In which case, you are a heathen.
If you flush, and she floats: BURN HER!!!! BURN HER!!!! A WEETCH!!!!!
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20 May 05
Originally posted by hopscotchWhen I was a kid our dog used to eat our crayons and xmas tree tinsel . We had multi colored yard cigars every spring when the snow melted . It was quite festive .
Is it possible to make different colours on purpose? Somebody really needs to do some research on this sh't.
21 May 05
Originally posted by KneverKnightI'm in a hotel in Las Vegas and must check out tommorrow. No time for hardening.
Bail out as much water as you can, then spray the icon with a few coats of shellac. Let harden and viola, the icon can now be removed.
We used to have to do this with King Tut all the time.
21 May 05
Originally posted by KneverKnightI can't move on. I am going on a spinach and asparagus diet and see if I can bowel sculpt Puff The Magic Dragon. Yes... I'm always thinking about special gifts for the children.
Holy crap, you're screwed, good thing you don't work for Tut you'd be flogged. Take pics, treasure pics, sell pics and move on.
21 May 05
Originally posted by pparrishI've heard (strictly on the QT) that the Emperor of a certain Far Eastern Nation has decidedly Divine Poo leanings. This could be bad play by the Metamucil people, so one is advised to keep this under one's hat.
I can't move on. I am going on a spinach and asparagus diet and see if I can bowel sculpt Puff The Magic Dragon. Yes... I'm always thinking about special gifts for the children.