I did a number 2 that looks like Virgin Mary

pparrish

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19 May 05

Moldy Crow

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Scunthorpe

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20 May 05

Originally posted by KneverKnight
Bail out as much water as you can, then spray the icon with a few coats of shellac. Let harden and viola, the icon can now be removed.
We used to have to do this with King Tut all the time.

You shat out king tut ?

D43M0N

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20 May 05

Well, start by flushing. If it really is the Virgin Mary, it will have a miracle, and stay afloat. Otherwise, it will sink, and never be seen again. In which case, you are a heathen.

shavixmir

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20 May 05

We used to have a running competition on alphabet pooing.

One day a friend came running out the toilet shouting: "I did a Q, I did a Q".
We all went to see and sure enough. He'd poo'd a circle, squeezed and then had finished it off with the little dash in the capital Q.

We were well impressed!

Crowley

Not Aleister

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20 May 05

Originally posted by shavixmir
We used to have a running competition on alphabet pooing.

One day a friend came running out the toilet shouting: "I did a Q, I did a Q".
We all went to see and sure enough. He'd poo'd a circle, squeezed and then had finished it off with the little dash in the capital Q.

We were well impressed!

Now that is a TALENT!

shavixmir

Lord

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20 May 05

Originally posted by Crowley
Now that is a TALENT!

Yes. I know.

I once did an X. But a circle, the squeezing and then managing that last little stripe...that is art.

Crowley

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20 May 05

Amen brother!

Azeri guy

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20 May 05

you guys are sick !

Moldy Crow

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20 May 05

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Yes. I know.

I once did an X. But a circle, the squeezing and then managing that last little stripe...that is art.

Is there a recommended training regiment of diet , exercise , and such to that would give one an edge ?

Starrman

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20 May 05

Originally posted by Moldy Crow
Is there a recommended training regiment of diet , exercise , and such to that would give one an edge ?

Yes, the more processed food the better, it makes the consistency more maleable, especially useful for lettering or landscaping.

Crowley

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20 May 05

But surely lots of fibre as well....
I mean, if you're not very artistic, surely if you have enough 'stock' you can just start over.

Quantity over quality.

hopscotch

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20 May 05

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Is it possible to make different colours on purpose? Somebody really needs to do some research on this sh't.

darvlay

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20 May 05

Every Saturday I pee out my bum.

PBE6

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20 May 05

Originally posted by darvlay
Every Saturday I pee out my bum.

Ywp, McDonalds is one of the leading "texturizers" in this industry.

Starrman

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20 May 05

Originally posted by hopscotch
Is it possible to make different colours on purpose? Somebody really needs to do some research on this sh't.

If you drink enough Blavod you get a lovely olive green colour, and I believe blue curacao gives you an effective purple.

martin williams

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20 May 05

Originally posted by pparrish
Can i sell it on ebay? How can i preserve it? How do I get it out of the bowl? Please help!

IATMOMPATF!

Photograph it and send the pic to http://www.ratemypoo.com

Either that or post it to the Vatican.