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Originally posted by Frank Burns
Was he the one in Gentle Ben? Remember that series?
http://members.tripod.com/bartbear/index.htm

heres a thing on him, the dude in the jungle book was cool but bart will always be my fav. we miss you b! :'(

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
Don't forget the Chicago Bears and the Chicago Cubs.
You've shorted to ground again bud.

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Originally posted by jvanhine
http://members.tripod.com/bartbear/index.htm

heres a thing on him, the dude in the jungle book was cool but bart will always be my fav. we miss you b! :'(
Oh yeah, RIP Bart. I loved you in "The Bear". He has just usurped Smokey for his spot.

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
Oh yeah, RIP Bart. I loved you in "The Bear". He has just usurped Smokey for his spot.
totally 😀

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Originally posted by jvanhine
totally 😀
That was a unique movie wasn't it? It had everything from sex to humor.

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How about Grizzly Adams?

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
That was a unique movie wasn't it? It had everything from sex to humor.
my kind of movie...yep, ill have to watch it again now that im thinking of it...for anyone who doesnt know who were talking about its on wikipedia as well

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bart_the_bear

not much life background but a link to his movies...

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
OK you losers

I want me a bear. A great big grizzly bear. With skull crushing jaws and bone severing claws. One that'll shred dead tree stumps to get at the grubs. Even better, a nuisance bear, one that stalks humans. So goddamn big there isn't enough tranquilizer in the world to drop him. His droppings would be the size of bowling balls and weigh just as much.
I think you are looking for an Alaskan Brown Bear and not a Grizzly Bear.

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Originally posted by gambit3
I think you are looking for an Alaskan Brown Bear and not a Grizzly Bear.
I was thinking more of a mutant griz. Something with a skull thick enough to knock over old growth timber and redwoods. I guess I left that criterion out.

But thanks for contributing. I'm going to look up the Alaskan Brown Bear. See if he matches up the the description of the brute I need.

I gotta drink some beer and watch the ball game. See if the M's did win earlier.

Peace, out.

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
How about Grizzly Adams?
How about Girly Adams? Well, it was from the genre of 8mm porn. But non the less, a fine movie.

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im from sitka, AK... im pretty sure all brown bears in alaska are grizzlies...at least where i was....

have you guys seen the thing where the guy lives with bears for months of the year...he tapes the year he gets eaten...not mentally normal, but a likable guy...

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
I was thinking more of a mutant griz. Something with a skull thick enough to knock over old growth timber and redwoods. I guess I left that criterion out.

But thanks for contributing. I'm going to look up the Alaskan Brown Bear. See if he matches up the the description of the brute I need.

I gotta drink some beer and watch the ball game. See if the M's did win earlier.

Peace, out.
You want a Kodiak or maybe a Polar Bear.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
You want a Kodiak or maybe a Polar Bear.
I thought that I had straightened out that criterion item.

I need a freakin' mutant. Aren't Kodiaks and Polars purebreds?

I'm talking hard core mutant. Like our friend Ice Cold. That fella is definitely a different strain. And that's why we dig him.

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Originally posted by jvanhine
im from sitka, AK... im pretty sure all brown bears in alaska are grizzlies...at least where i was....

have you guys seen the thing where the guy lives with bears for months of the year...he tapes the year he gets eaten...not mentally normal, but a likable guy...
This was a few years back, and the guy was an idiot. He was warned several times by locals, he said stupid things like "I'd like nothing more than to be recycled back into nature if I were killed be these great creatures". (Not a direct quote / memory of the story) He also invited a woman to join him who trusted him on his word that he understood nature.

Not only did he end up dead, he got her killed also if I remember how the story goes.

Basically, he was so stupid he ended up getting 2 people killed rather than just ending up dead.

I didn't watch his movie, I'd rather not. I saw it on the news and perhaps watched some documentary on this moron's last days.

P-

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Originally posted by jvanhine
im from sitka, AK... im pretty sure all brown bears in alaska are grizzlies...at least where i was....

have you guys seen the thing where the guy lives with bears for months of the year...he tapes the year he gets eaten...not mentally normal, but a likable guy...
I like the movie where these guys are going to film a movie in Alaska, then their plane gets hit by a flock of geese and goes down in a lake. Then a Grizzly gets wind of them and stalks them as they try to walk out of the wild.

What is that called?

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