04 Sep 09
Engineer joke. Priest and engineer are facing the guillotine. Priest says, Let me die facing the heavens. Executioner agrees. Blade falls. Miracle == it stops right at priest's throat. Engineer's turn. "Let me die facing the heavens just as the priest did." Executioner says sure. Engineer looks up at the blade. Just as their about to drop it he shouts, "Wait, I see why it didn't work last time. I can fix it."
04 Sep 09
Originally posted by Sam The ShamBut what if his mother is black?
I had sex with your mother.
That would ruin your giggles when making such a fantastic joke, isn't it?
Even worse, the mere thought would make you puke, Heinrich.
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Duecer, go for it, ruin the grumpy loser's private giggles, confess to him that your mum is black as night.
04 Sep 09
Originally posted by Seitseohhh seetsee you har my frand an i like you soo much, you make me giggle weeth yor leetle eh-jokes . eet ees to laugh.
But what if his mother is black?
That would ruin your giggles when making such a fantastic joke, isn't it?
Even worse, the mere thought would make you puke, Heinrich.
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Duecer, go for it, ruin the grumpy loser's private giggles, confess to him that your mum is black as night.
04 Sep 09
Originally posted by Sam The ShamYoung, happy, open minded, and tolerant?
Si seetsee, I am drunk. Tomorrow when I wake up I will be sober. But you will still be what you are. Forever.
Aw, I didn't know you admired those features in me.
You can have them too if you want. Except youth, though.
Come, give me a hug.
