"Internet Trolls..."

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
"dear internet trolls, to paraphrase the words of a good friend here: 'you only see what U want 2 see." ~child anon

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
"dear internet trolls

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
True enough and most especially if you are seeing it through rose coloured glasses.

Alphabet Soup Internet Troll Game (Please No Copy & Paste Replies)

Angry Troll.

Belligerent Troll.

Cowardly Troll

D

A Anon (child)

B Boston (Lard)

C Copy (and paste)

D Divulge (careful)

E Emily (wordsmith)

F Frank (lol)

G Grampy (Bobby)

H Helen (hypotenuse)

I Inspiring (lol again)

J Jubilation (what planet you on)

K Killing (threads)

L Loopy (no explanation required)

M Misogynist (get you)

N (Naughty (child anon.)

O Oppressive (see L)

P Paste (furiously)

Q Queer (very)

R Rouge (Going)

S Seitse (issues warnings, take heed)

T Tedious ( we know)

U Ugly (we know that as well)

V Voracious (yes)

W Wordsmith (Emily)

X Xcruciating (frequently)

Y Yankee (Boston)

Z Zarathustra (Thus Spake)

Wow, what a surprise, another cowardly veiled, passive aggressive
rant by the pervert.

*sigh*

When it comes to alphabetical trolls, Bobby, you are the Alpha and the Omega (Revelation 1:8).

Originally posted by Captain Strange
A Anon (child)

B Boston (Lard)

C Copy (and paste)

D Divulge (careful)

E Emily (wordsmith)

F Frank (lol)

G Grampy (Bobby)

H Helen (hypotenuse)

I Inspiring (lol again)

J Jubilation (what planet you on)

K Killing (threads)

L Loopy (no explanation required)

M Misogynist (get you)

N (Naughty (child anon.)
...[text shortened]... smith (Emily)

X Xcruciating (frequently)

Y Yankee (Boston)

Z Zarathustra (Thus Spake)

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Angst Suffering Troll

Buffoon Troll

Copy & Pasting Troll

Delirium Tremens Inducing by Droning On and On Troll

Emotionally Effusive Troll

Furtive Troll

Gratuitous Vertical Pronoun and Nickname Troll

Hale Hearty and Well Met Troll

Intellectual Snob Troll

Junkman Troll

Kick Butt Troll

Loquacious Troll

Mean Spirited Troll ...[text shortened]... eeper Troll [who provides care and encouragement for the preceding twenty five Internet Trolls].

Originally posted by Captain Strange
Respect Grampy, nice one !

Aaaaaand the psycho pervert, like a spider, tries to attract yet another fly into its web.

Originally posted by Seitse
Aaaaaand the psycho pervert, like a spider, tries to attract yet another fly into its web.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Thanks, CS. If you'd ever care for an unrated conversational chess game, please let me know. ~GB

"Internet Trolls – what is their problem?"

"As far as I can make out, all internet trolls are failed writers with an enormous chip on their shoulders, who have never actually managed to produce a publishable book. Because of their anger at being rejected due to their own literary inadequacies, they see those of us who enjoy some modicum of success as the enemy. They cannot attack the agent, editor or publisher who rejected them for fear of retaliation in the form of a law suit, so they vent their spleen by attacking the easiest target – the Indie writer. Just take the time to look at the average one star review written by any one of them and it is obvious why they failed.

Here are a few verbatim examples of the typical kind of one star review. Every one of them is poorly written. I have deliberately left out the title of each book, to focus your attention entirely on the sheer vindictiveness, appalling spelling and grammar used."

“The author has based a character on a teenage girl he is obsessed with. He has used her real name without her permission. If that wasn’t bad enough, the quotes in the spoiler tag below show how absolutely disgusting the whole thing is. The only other notable thing is how poor the writing is; the author doesn’t even seem to know the meaning of some of the words he uses. It would be funny if it wasn’t so disturbing. This book makes me sick.”

“Perhaps one of THE worst books in the history of literature…..this history or any other! I WANT MY MONEY BACK! Any egyptian national would be offended by this book and any person of average or above intellect (clearly not the author) would be offended by this book. Even within the realms of fantasy this “work” would NOT be considered worthy or considered at all. Perhaps it should come with a clearly stated warning that readers beware of impending rubbish upon purchase? Have i already said I WANT MY MONEY BACK!? And while we are doing that please can i have all reference of this book cleansed from my memory? I will even put thought to financial contribution to the author never self-publishing any future “works” as clearly this would benefit mankind’s future."

“My expectations kept drooping as I read the book until I could stand it no more. I felt like I was reading a narrative put together by a 7 year old without the pleasure of a 7 year old’s breathless enthusiasm. What a waste of time!”

“The story dosent really pull the reader in. The writing is ment for a very young reader. The story line is rather boring.”

“i find myself struggling to like authors who come up with those strange surnames as well as other worlds.don’t claim to be any better at tho.this bunch of aliens were real sob’s do they get their comupance(sp)?read it & you will find out even if some of the protaganists don’t quite measure up more water could have solved the problems handily”

“This has gotta be the worst book I’ve purchased from Kindle – even at 99c it’s way overpriced. Meandering storylines that just peter out and the ending is pathetic. Best advice I can give you is DON’T!!”

Even when you take into account the differences in spelling between English speaking nations which a lot of trolls constantly bleat about, is it any wonder that they are failed writers when you read the above examples?

I think not…" https://havewehadhelp.wordpress.com/2013/05/22/internet-trolls-what-is-their-problem/