I's gonna kill me a cat

Originally posted by Daemon Sin
Water pistol full of bleach; aim for the face.

End of cat troubles.

Originally posted by shavixmir
Bleach works? Isn't that cruel, though?

Bleach works wonders with kids, but they come back with a vengeance when they grow up, blinded but with the aid of a super smart daschund dog who has a killer laser beam attached to its head.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Your desire for a furry man-merkin trumpets itself from the rooftops.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Now, don't get your knickers in a "Save the planet"-like twist...
Don't start calling me a baby killer like some Petra bitch in heat...
This bloody cat deserves it!

I know you all think I'm a Zen like demi-God, but this cat has pee'd on the wrong pillow in the wrong house and it's gonna die a death worth lamentation by Irish Banshee's in heat on Whisk ...[text shortened]... e black, re-watch "the deer hunter" and fill my flask with coffee.

Originally posted by Ice Cold
Pick on a cat your size Jabba, if they grow that big.

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Originally posted by smw6869
DEJA-MOO.....i think i've heard all this BULL before.

GRANNY.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
It's cat fur in the autumn and rat-guts in the spring.

Who's Sophia?