I's gonna kill me a cat

shavixmir

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13 Aug 08

smartrrrrs

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16 Aug 08

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i Feel a lot less comfortable with this thread,now I realise its humour

Aiko

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16 Aug 08

Originally posted by shavixmir
Update: My air gun will be available on Friday coming!

The cat's days are numbered!!!!

Boo!

Sicilian Smaug

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smw6869

Granny

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16 Aug 08

Poo Poo claims the cat done wee wee on his pillow. I woud suggest that Poo Poo done wee wee on his own pillow while in a drunken stupor and is blaiming it on tinkle bell, the cat.

GRANNY.

SwissGambit

Caninus Interruptus

2014.05.01

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17 Aug 08

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While we're at it, we'd better wipe out dogs. They blatantly use their superior size to inflict pain and death on cats incapable of defense against them.

Then again, cats are pretty cruel to mice that they catch. From my experience, they are obviously bigoted against rodents and I'd rather see them tortured and wiped out.

shavixmir

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Sewers of Holland

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17 Aug 08

Originally posted by eldragonfly
you're a chickenscratch macho man... and a coward.

I'd gladly shoot you too. However, I don't think the pistol's aim is good enough to hit your small gonads.

shavixmir

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Sewers of Holland

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17 Aug 08

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Alas for the cat... my slow and painful torture will come, roughly, one bullet too late.

shavixmir

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Sewers of Holland

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17 Aug 08

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If I knew who's door to knock on, I'd have done that already. I'd have knocked on their door, went up to their bedroom and defecated on their bed. A soiled pillow for a soiled pillow... to paraphrase Jesus.

The gun is a last-ditch effort.

shavixmir

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Sewers of Holland

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17 Aug 08

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Again... the cat pissed on my bed.
Now, maybe you'd get all mellow and ans wallow in it's stench, but I don't really like the smell of cat piss.

Funny that.

shavixmir

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Sewers of Holland

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17 Aug 08

Originally posted by smw6869
Poo Poo claims the cat done wee wee on his pillow. I woud suggest that Poo Poo done wee wee on his own pillow while in a drunken stupor and is blaiming it on tinkle bell, the cat.

GRANNY.

That's just slanderous rumours! There's no photographic evidence!

shavixmir

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Sewers of Holland

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17 Aug 08

Originally posted by eldragonfly
maybe he should just crawl back into the sewer, and do us all a favor.

Oh, you just go on off and keep supporting your little wars in Afghanistand and Iraq and wherever the hell else you like woman and children being burnt to shreds and ripped apart.

Probably best to keep your hypocrisy away from my threads.

~~Frank Burns~~

Great Big Stees

In Check

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17 Aug 08

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Don't get me wrong SS, we do have five cats. Trust me. I love them but they are filty little beasts. Worse than Canadians. I would much rather have five Canadians running around here.

epic0002

Black Mark

walking to and fro

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17 Aug 08

Originally posted by Frank Burns
Don't get me wrong SS, we do have five cats. Trust me. I love them but they are filty little beasts. Worse than Canadians. I would much rather have five Canadians running around here.

Come on now... Canadians!? I dont believe cats are that filthy.

c99ux

'Sir' to you

Osaka, Japan

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17 Aug 08

Originally posted by shavixmir
Now, don't get your knickers in a "Save the planet"-like twist...
Don't start calling me a baby killer like some Petra bitch in heat...
This bloody cat deserves it!

I know you all think I'm a Zen like demi-God, but this cat has pee'd on the wrong pillow in the wrong house and it's gonna die a death worth lamentation by Irish Banshee's in heat on Whisk ...[text shortened]... e black, re-watch "the deer hunter" and fill my flask with coffee.

You going to eat it when you've finished playing with it?

smw6869

Granny

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17 Aug 08

Originally posted by shavixmir
That's just slanderous rumours! There's no photographic evidence!

I have received proof positive from the poltergeist in your closet that you , Poo Poo did pee pee with your wee wee on the cat ( Tinkle Bell ) first. Fess up!

GRANNY.