Is this totally lame/gay/unrealistic?

st00p1dfac3

General

09 Jun 07

huckleberryhound

Devout Agnostic.

DZ-015

Joined: 12 Oct 05
Moves: 42584

09 Jun 07

Originally posted by st00p1dfac3
Get out of my thread.

My bum is on your thread

My bum is on your thread

rwingett

Ming the Merciless

Royal Oak, MI

Joined: 09 Sep 01
Moves: 27626

09 Jun 07

Originally posted by Sam The Sham
Totally gay....turn your computer off and go outside, meet people. Online romance is for sucks.

I met my wife online. We've been married just over a year now.

demonseed

Joined: 19 Mar 05
Moves: 11878

09 Jun 07

Originally posted by rwingett
I met my wife online. We've been married just over a year now.

I bet it's fun in your house:

Husband: (rustles paper)
Wife: Sorry, did you say something?
Husband: No, I didn't say anything.
Wife: Sorry I thought you said something.
[Clock heard ticking over uncomfortable silence]
Husband: Well ...
Wife: Yes ...
[Said with anticipation]
Husband: Nothing, I didn't say anything.
Wife: Oh, it's just that I thought you said something.
Husband: I might ..
Wife: What Darling? You might what?
[Said with increasing anticipation]
Husband: Well ...
Wife: Yes???
[Biting her lip in longing]
Husband: I might go online for a bit.
Wife: Me too!! [elated]
[Husband and wife get out matching laptops and log on to same chat room]
Husband: Well Elvira you saucy little beeyatch when will you permit me to anally violate you?
Wife: Right now, lover

[They live a blissful life]

The End.

widget

Been there...

... done that

Joined: 29 Jan 02
Moves: 327372

09 Jun 07

Originally posted by st00p1dfac3
Get out of my thread.

Get offa my cloud, rolly-polly bigot! 🙄 Spread your pet peeves and insulting judgements on your own head. Dampen them with gasoline. 😛 Find a match 😉

irontigran

Joined: 26 Jun 06
Moves: 59283

09 Jun 07

Originally posted by st00p1dfac3
Ok. My thread has been totally derailed. This is supposed to be a sarcastic commentary on someone who is claiming to love someone else who lives on the almost opposite side of the globe. Let's keep it together people. We're making fun of fatties and online love here...

ok, back to topic then...if she has too much boobs plz fedex the extra to me...😀

Ice Cold

Joined: 30 Aug 06
Moves: 28651

09 Jun 07

Michael Jackson at a Boy Scout Jamboree gay. 😞

irontigran

Joined: 26 Jun 06
Moves: 59283

09 Jun 07

Originally posted by Ice Cold
Michael Jackson at a Boy Scout Jamboree gay. 😞

or micheal jackson signing "beat it" and then "dont stop till you get enough" to a childrens hospital...

Ice Cold

Joined: 30 Aug 06
Moves: 28651

09 Jun 07

Originally posted by jvanhine
or micheal jackson signing "beat it" and then "dont stop till you get enough" to a childrens hospital...

Jim Neighbors with The Villiage People gay.

Ice Cold

Joined: 30 Aug 06
Moves: 28651

09 Jun 07

Just bustin your balls Face. 😵
In relationships you should always do what feels right. And if you're doing it, do it right and it feels good. Or sumthin' like that. 😕

irontigran

Joined: 26 Jun 06
Moves: 59283

09 Jun 07

coming from someone named ice cold....yikes

Ice Cold

Joined: 30 Aug 06
Moves: 28651

09 Jun 07

Originally posted by jvanhine
coming from someone named ice cold....yikes

That's what she said. 😞

Jusuh

back in business

Joined: 25 Aug 04
Moves: 1264

09 Jun 07

Originally posted by st00p1dfac3
So I "met" this girl online, and she claims to love me too. Even though we've never met and I don't know if she's a total fatty, I love her anyway. I've written her poetry, and she's written poetry back. Should I totally marry this fat waste of space or should I continue posting threads about it and ignoring common sense for a few more months first?

what a loser you are...

marry her, you make perfect couple

SmookieP

Lead, Follow, or..

Saint Petersburg, FL

Joined: 17 Aug 06
Moves: 136093

09 Jun 07

What does gay have to do with it>?

AThousandYoung

Chato de Shamrock

tinyurl.com/2s4b6bmx

Joined: 23 Aug 04
Moves: 26929

09 Jun 07

Originally posted by st00p1dfac3
So I "met" this girl online, and she claims to love me too. Even though we've never met and I don't know if she's a total fatty, I love her anyway. I've written her poetry, and she's written poetry back. Should I totally marry this fat waste of space or should I continue posting threads about it and ignoring common sense for a few more months first?

Dude...at least get a picture...

and then meet her to make sure it's not a fake...

mochiron

The Don

Nihon

Joined: 23 May 05
Moves: 166181

09 Jun 07

Originally posted by st00p1dfac3
So I "met" this girl online, and she claims to love me too. Even though we've never met and I don't know if she's a total fatty, I love her anyway. I've written her poetry, and she's written poetry back. Should I totally marry this fat waste of space or should I continue posting threads about it and ignoring common sense for a few more months first?

USE THE FORCE