It seems there might have been some expectation . . .

that I would return
to the scene of the crime
for more abuse
to further enlighten the clods

Well, okay. I'm back for at least a moment. I'll give you all some time to settle up your bets.

Please keep in mind that if I do stay, it will be a Novus Ordo Elevenorum.

Welcome back, @Kevin!

Did you enjoy your rest? uh-huh. Good.

@earl-of-trumps said
Welcome back, @Kevin!

Did you enjoy your rest? uh-huh. Good.

@kevin-eleven said
It did seem like a good idea at the time.

But what the hell am I doing now? !!! 😉

@kevin-eleven said
that I would return

@divegeester said
Good riddance.

@trev33 said
4 days late there champ.

@divegeester said
Timing is everything.

(periodically)
I’m leaving, everyone look at me

(a few days later)
hey I’m still here

(meltdown, attacks site owner and victimhood)
I’m leaving, everyone look at me

(a few days later)
I’m still here

(meltdown, leaves Chamberpot, spits at GoaD, resigns all games, updates profile with bleaty epitaph)
I’m leaving, everyone look at me

(a few days later)
Everyone “YAWN”