I've noticed

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I wish Randolph gandolf was done

Originally posted by redbadger
I wish Randolph gandolf was done

You've become a one-trick pony, Vince. Is your world that dull and hopeless?

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
its what ladies say when they don’t want to date you and make it explicitly clear (or so i am reliably informed) 😀

That's what I thought. It would be as you said "explicitly clear", but if a lady told me she couldn't go out with me because she will be washing her hair for the next one thousand years, I'm pretty sure I would get the hint. I probably wouldn't ask her out the next week, or anytime after that... unless I was feeling vewy vewy desperate. LoL

Originally posted by HandyAndy
You've become a one-trick pony, Vince. Is your world that dull and hopeless?

no but I am sure you are going to cast that gloomy countenance upon it, Dr. Randolph MacGandolph the Gloomster!

Originally posted by lemon lime
That's what I thought. It would be as you said "explicitly clear", but if a lady told me she couldn't go out with me because she will be washing her hair for the next one thousand years, I'm pretty sure I would get the hint. I probably wouldn't ask her out the next week, or anytime after that... unless I was feeling vewy vewy desperate. LoL

what if she told you she would be wearing a suit of armour as appropriate attire for the first date?

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What the...? Done? This is not at all like you Divemeister. Wait a minute who are you really? Are you one of those aliens that take over the body of one of we humans hoping to fool us into thinking you are who you aren't. Boy did you NOT do your home work on divegeester.😠

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
no but I am sure you are going to cast that gloomy countenance upon it, Dr. Randolph MacGandolph the Gloomster!

he is unbuttoning his fly and fiddling with his tiny dong lookin for someones chips.

Originally posted by redbadger
he is unbuttoning his fly and fiddling with his tiny dong lookin for someones chips.

Penis envy, redweasel?

Originally posted by HandyAndy
Penis envy, redweasel?

What's penis envy Randolphus Moronicus?

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
What's penis envy Randolphus Moronicus?

He admires big pricks, like you.

Originally posted by HandyAndy
He admires big pricks, like you.

Thanks for the compliment although I would like to point out that seems to be admiration Randolphus, not envy

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
what if she told you she would be wearing a suit of armour as appropriate attire for the first date?

I'd probably remember I had a previous engagement (need to be washing my own hair for the next week or two) and apologize for the mix up... then change my identity and move to another town.

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
What's penis envy Randolphus Moronicus?

But now that I've had time to think about it, going out with a woman in a suit of amour doesn't sound like such a bad idea. I wouldn't need to scotch guard my baggy pants... or my chips.

Originally posted by HandyAndy
Penis envy, redweasel?

at least I don't need a microscope to find mine.