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It has cost me to many good things in my life recently, and I'm done. Any advice on how to be sure I don't start again? πŸ˜›

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Originally posted by mikelom
It has cost me to many good things in my life recently, and I'm done. Any advice on how to be sure I don't start again? πŸ˜›
castration is the surest way.

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Originally posted by mikelom
It has cost me to many good things in my life recently, and I'm done. Any advice on how to be sure I don't start again? πŸ˜›
Let your wife catch you with another woman or another man

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Originally posted by pawnhandler
Let your wife catch you with another woman or another man
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Originally posted by mikelom
It has cost me to many good things in my life recently, and I'm done. Any advice on how to be sure I don't start again? πŸ˜›
Find a new addiction - you need something else that you can obsess over to take away the cravings.
Perhaps you could even set yourself a goal in chess and try to achieve it- I find since I have improved at chess I have been sexing less and less in the last two or three years.

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Originally posted by mikelom
It has cost me to many good things in my life recently, and I'm done. Any advice on how to be sure I don't start again? πŸ˜›
marriage πŸ˜›

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
I find since I have improved at chess I have been sexing less and less in the last two or three years.
that's it - my chess books are going in the trashπŸ˜•

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Originally posted by mikelom
It has cost me to many good things in my life recently, and I'm done. Any advice on how to be sure I don't start again? πŸ˜›
there are always sex aholics anonymous meetings...choose a sponsor wisely. πŸ™‚

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I seem to have quit sex too, though involuntarily. :'(

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Originally posted by mikelom
It has cost me to many good things in my life recently, and I'm done. Any advice on how to be sure I don't start again? πŸ˜›
Try the Slappy approach. If you go to hit on someone, start with the line, "Hey, you must be tired cause I would like to bite you on the ass." Also, "Hey nice shirt. I'd like to choke you with it." will also get you slapped. 😳

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So I guess some man on man stuff is out of the question then? πŸ˜•

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
So I guess some man on man stuff is out of the question then? πŸ˜•
I wouldn't let you touch my **ck if it was the last thing sticking out of quick sand! πŸ˜›

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Originally posted by mikelom
I wouldn't let you touch my **ck if it was the last thing sticking out of quick sand! πŸ˜›
Bwaaahahaha! 10 points!

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Originally posted by mikelom
It has cost me to many good things in my life recently, and I'm done. Any advice on how to be sure I don't start again? πŸ˜›
Go and live in Sudan. They will stone you to death if you do that.

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Originally posted by mikelom
It has cost me to many good things in my life recently, and I'm done. Any advice on how to be sure I don't start again? πŸ˜›
Casino Royale, an oldie but a goodie, provides a clue ....

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casino_Royale_%28novel%29#Plot_summary

"Monsieur Le Chiffre ("the cypher" ), an agent of the Soviet assassination bureau SMERSH, is running a baccarat game in the casino at Royale-les-Eaux, France, in order to recover SMERSH money he lost in a failed chain of brothels.

Expert baccarat player James Bond (British secret agent 007) is assigned the defeat of Le Chiffre, in the hope that his gambling debts will provoke SMERSH to killing him. After hours of intense play, Bond beats Le Chiffre, but only with extra money provided by covert CIA observer Felix Leiter.

Bond is provided an assistant, the beautiful, emotionally unstable Vesper Lynd, who becomes his lover. Yet she is a Soviet double agent ordered to ensure Bond does not escape Le Chiffre. With her unwilling connivance, Le Chiffre captures and tortures Bond, repeatedly striking him in the

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with a carpet beater. But during the torture, SMERSH assassinates Le Chiffre. Unintentionally, the SMERSH assassin (whose organization became the hero's bitter nemesis in later adventures) spares the captive Bond, saying: "I have no orders about you" — yet cuts the Cyrillic letter "Ш" (шпион,shpion, spy) in back of Bond's left hand, "for future reference".

Bond spends three weeks in hospital recovering from Le Chiffre's torture, expressing intent to resign from the secret service, and spends his convalescence with Vesper Lynd.

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