I've quit sex.

Originally posted by leisurelysloth
marriage 😛

Originally posted by mikelom
It has cost me to many good things in my life recently, and I'm done. Any advice on how to be sure I don't start again? 😛

Originally posted by Nordlys
Congratulations! I hope you can follow through with it for the rest of your life.

Originally posted by mikelom
I lapsed twice today! :'(

Originally posted by Nordlys
Loser.

Originally posted by Nordlys
Loser.

You should hire a dominatrix to keep you in line, it would be 40 lashes if she ever caught you cavorting with madame palm and her five daughters.

Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
You should hire a dominatrix to keep you in line, it would be 40 lashes if she ever caught you cavorting with madame palm and her five daughters.

Originally posted by mikelom
It has cost me to many good things in my life recently, and I'm done. Any advice on how to be sure I don't start again? 😛

Originally posted by Sargent Carpface
Leave the guy who quit drinking alone.

Originally posted by mikelom
Read the thread, spanky! 😏

Originally posted by mikelom
I wouldn't let you touch my **ck if it was the last thing sticking out of quick sand! 😛

Originally posted by mikelom
Read the thread, spanky! 😏

Originally posted by mikelom
It was worse! I lapsed alone! 😏

Originally posted by mlprior
Maybe you should get that naked lady out of your avatar, it might help your cause.


😀

She doesn't give me any warm fuzzies, she is looking a little bitchy.