12 Sep 05
I just passed his car and crew on the way back from seeing this girl. I was on the highway near my street, and in the distance I see this huge trailor with 24 on the back. I was like "WHAT is that?" So I sped up to 90, and the trailer's got the big Dupont on the back, so I passed it, and it's got Jeff Gordon, x time Champion on the side....
I'm such a moron. I have a camera phone too, but I never remember.
12 Sep 05
Originally posted by CoconutYou're cooking what for dinner?
I just passed his car and crew on the way back from seeing this girl. I was on the highway near my street, and in the distance I see this huge trailor with 24 on the back. I was like "WHAT is that?" So I sped up to 90, and the trailer's got the big Dupont on the back, so I passed it, and it's got Jeff Gordon, x time Champion on the side....
I'm such a moron. I have a camera phone too, but I never remember.
i.e. Who's a Jeff Gordon, when he's at home?
12 Sep 05
Originally posted by darvlay...last years haloween pumpkin has more teeth than your wife.
You know you're a redneck when...
...you have five cars that can't move and a home that can.
...you're taught to put underwear on "yellow at the front, brown at the back"
...your porch collapses and kills five dogs.
12 Sep 05
Originally posted by Freddie2004Thanks, that wasn't necessary.
...last years haloween pumpkin has more teeth than your wife.
...you have five cars that can't move and a home that can.
...you're taught to put underwear on "yellow at the front, brown at the back"
...your porch collapses and kills five dogs.
12 Sep 05
Originally posted by Coconutwho gives a $h!+ about Jeff Gordon? the girl, homeboy- what happened with the girl?
I just passed his car and crew on the way back from seeing this girl. I was on the highway near my street, and in the distance I see this huge trailor with 24 on the back. I was like "WHAT is that?" So I sped up to 90, and the trailer's got the big Dupont on the back, so I passed it, and it's got Jeff Gordon, x time Champion on the side....
I'm such a moron. I have a camera phone too, but I never remember.
12 Sep 05
Originally posted by sasquatch672I know, I'm frickin' hilarous...here are some more for you to enjoy.
Pretty funny Freddie.
You know you're a redneck when...
...The value of your truck depends how much gas is in it.
...Your family tree doesn't fork
...You've got a special baseball cap for formal occasions
...Someone in your family has said "Cum'n here an' lookit this afore I flush it"
...You dated your daddy's current wife in high school.
...You go to a family re-union to find a date
...Your grandma has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
...Your wife's best shoes have steel toe caps.
...Your penknife has ever beed refered to as "Exhibit A"