Jeff Gordon

Originally posted by Coconut
She's in that "hates boys" stage after my best-friend dumped her.

LOL. You sure know how to pick 'em. Good luck cracking that nut in time for the holidays.

At the most you will receive a jealousy lay. But even now you're too late, her battleship ass is going to school and is gonna get every hole plugged from now until turkey time.

Pardon my french, ladies.

Originally posted by Coconut
She's in that "hates boys" stage after my best-friend dumped her.

*cough* rebound *cough*

Originally posted by darvlay
LOL. You sure know how to pick 'em. Good luck cracking that nut in time for the holidays.

At the most you will receive a jealousy lay. But even now you're too late, her battleship ass is going to school and is gonna get every hole plugged from now until turkey time.

Pardon my french, ladies.

do you think every female on earth is a whore? This is a church girl!

Originally posted by Coconut
This is a church girl!

so what...you are getting the rebound treatment and in a couple of weeks you are going to come crying to us about her as well.

Originally posted by Freddie2004
so what...you are getting the rebound treatment and in a couple of weeks you are going to come crying to us about her as well.

nah. It's impossible for someone to break my heart in 2 weeks. It'd have to be at least 2 months or I wouldn't be that attached.

Fix your avatar.

Originally posted by Coconut
do you think every female on earth is a whore? This is a church girl!

LOL. I stand corrected.

Originally posted by Coconut
do you think every female on earth is a whore? This is a church girl!

Her status as a church girl doesn't amount to anything in reality. She may be a good girl, but participating heavily in church doesn't guarantee that, it's her own personality that matters.

Originally posted by darvlay
LOL. You sure know how to pick 'em. Good luck cracking that nut in time for the holidays.

At the most you will receive a jealousy lay. But even now you're too late, her battleship ass is going to school and is gonna get every hole plugged from now until turkey time.

Pardon my french, ladies.

i agree with this assesment. don't tie your emotions to a college freshman- ESPEcially a "church" girl. all the more distance for the pendulum to swing...


besides... the only way to get her in the end is to forget about her, get another girl, and make her jealous. not calling her at college or even visiting her. forget about it. she's having a better time. you don't want to hear about it.

Originally posted by darvlay
You know you're a redneck when...

Not to "slam" you, Darvlay....but just to make a "point": You know you're prejudiced when....😲....now, let's not judge a person by his sport.....if we do, then we have to presume that all Canadians, men in particular, like "figure skating" since Hockey hasn't started up yet...or has it?...and that ice fishing is more popular in the Great White North than sex during winter....but I won't presume such nonsense, because I know you REALLY don't think all NASCAR fans are rednecks, especially when half of all NASCAR fans are hot babes and the average working wage of a NASCAR fan has risen to the professional level in the last decade....but , yes, just as in ALL sports there are rednecks in NASCAR, even in Hockey, but not all rednecks are aresholes.....lot's of them are hard-working bluecollar regular people who would give one the shirt off of their backs. Lot's of "rednecks" helped rescue Blacks in New Orleans....doesn't that say something?...but I do like good redneck jokes like any other southerner, or northerner, as long as they are in "jest"....as Jeff Foxworthy does on "Redneck TV" on the Comedy channel...check it out if you haven't already.....pretty funny stuff....peace, brother.....😉

Originally posted by Freddie2004
so what...you are getting the rebound treatment and in a couple of weeks you are going to come crying to us about her as well.

the church doesn't support girls going to see girls.