Jokes

@moonbus said
Elderly women don't need contraception. It's called menopause.

Ahhh, blond jokes. Ok.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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@earl-of-trumps said
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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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:-) Hi Torunn. You like suspenseful stories? That's nice

@torunn said
I can hardly wait... 🙂

@earl-of-trumps said
:-) Hi Torunn. You like suspenseful stories? That's nice

My neighbour's really loud and obnoxious.

Now I know how Canada feels!

@neilarini said
My neighbour's really loud and obnoxious.

Now I know how Canada feels!

Where do babybels come from?

A place where mummybels and daddybels love each other very much.

I was told to hate syrup and rice today.

Good God how I hate the news

So this dyslexic man walks into a bra and a baby seal walks into a club

So my wife says she loved cats and demanded we get a cat. Problem is, I hate cats.

So we compromised. We went to the pet store and got a cat.

Never become friends with a grandmaster in chess. I had the misfortune of making friends with one once, and we had dinner at a restaurant that had checkered table cloths. It took him 2 damn hours to pass the salt and then talked a whole hour about how he did it afterwards.

It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally

Why is the real reason 6 is afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.

Sorry, the story about 7, 8, 9 is just fake news.

You know, politics and all.