Jokes

@rookie54 said
if yer from scotland yer a scot
if yer from england yer an eng

what?
it's just logic

@petewxyz

Well, my gf laughs a lot, can't get lost in Arizona, seems she has a sense of Yuma......

@rookie54 said
if yer from scotland yer a scot
if yer from england yer an eng

what?
it's just logic

Some new golfing terms:

A Dominic Cummins - long drive out of bounds with no penalty
An Arthur Scargill - good strike with poor result
A Son-in-law - not what you hoped for, but could have been worse
A Salman Rushdie (putt) - long and difficult to read

Best name for a boat: Unsinkable 2.

It's a fine line ... the difference between a numerator and a denominator.

A red boat and a blue boat collide and both sink.


The crews were marooned.

Did you know that the navies of Sweden, Norway and Denmark all have barcodes on the sides of their warships?

It's so ports can "scan-the-navy-in"

@wolfgang59
That's what happens when the paint aint dry.....

What you need to shop in Europe: a mask

What you need to shop in America: a mask, a brick, and an AR-15

@wolfgang59

You should have continued your other series. 😉

@earl-of-trumps said
What you need to shop in Europe: a mask

What you need to shop in America: a mask, a brick, and an AR-15

@caesar-salad said
@wolfgang59

You should have continued your other series. 😉