one of my favourites:
Mr. and Mrs. Miller die and go to heaven. Everything is nice and happy, only he is more and more grumpy.
Asks his wife: "Don't you like it here, it is marvellous."
He says: "I like it very much, but if it hadn't been for your healthy lifestyle I could be here for years already.
A young lawyer is working late one night when his door opens and in walks Satan himself. “I have an offer,” says Satan. “If you give me your soul and the soul of everyone in your family, I’ll make you a full partner in your firm.”
The lawyer stares icily at the devil for a full minute before demanding, “So what’s the catch?”
A man is taking part in acourse on social competence at work, and the Course instructor tells the men, that they should get their significant otehr Flowers.
The man goes and buys Flowers, coming home he knocks at the door, to make the surprise bigger.
His wife opens, sees the Flowers and says: "It was a catastrophic day, I fell from the Chair while putting down the curtains, they called from School about Jim's behaviour and I had to get him. Rosie had a break-up with her best friend Amanda and is crying all afternoon. The diner is burned and now you come home drunk….
@whodey saidCrazy how many legends rank around ivy...
My friend of mine was upset that no one got her flowers for her birthday.
When she asked me why, I told her it was because no one had botany.
