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@whodey

OK by me.

Q: how many sides does a chicken have?


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(real old joke)

Q: What do you call a birth certificate?

A: An apology from the American Rubber Company

Life will never be the same after Covid

Why just the other day I felt something wet on my arm. It was a mosquito wiping me down with a sanitary cloth before biting me.

what borders on insanity

MEXICO & CANADA

@badradger said
what borders on insanity

MEXICO & CANADA

@badradger said
what borders on insanity

The guy in the white house!!!

-VR

@suzianne said
I was gonna say Maryland and Virginia, but, yeah.

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon...I'll let ya know.

@great-big-stees said
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon...I'll let ya know.

on the path to immortality
i stopped a while at immorality
this won't get me where i want to be
but dang yer butt looks fine to me

i bellied up to the bathroom mirror
and began to floss my teeth
i nearly killed me with a mushroom fart
and thought to myself, "i'm glad i cain't queef"

@Great-Big-Stees

How do monsters like their eggs?

Terri-fried!

@ponderable said
@Great-Big-Stees

How do monsters like their eggs?

Terri-fried!

Democrats love saying "Orange Man" so much they nominated a vegetable.

I'm worried that Barak Obama is not adhering to the social distancing regulations.

He was spotted outside a closed Subaru dealership trying to buy a legacy.