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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.


You don't realize how many back roads your town has until you ride with someone that has a suspended license.


What do you get when you cross a map with a comedian?

A hilarious journey full of punchlines and directions!


If you encounter a spider in your house, hide quickly, so it spends the whole night worried where you are.

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Khakis : What people in Boston use to start their cars.🤔


It was so windy today when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine store.


I’m currently reading a book about school truancy, by Marcus Absent.


I told a joke at a Zoom Meeting, and no one laughed. It turns out I’m not remotely funny.


I named my horse Mayo
And sometimes he neighs.🤔


@Great-Big-Stees said
I named my horse Mayo
And sometimes he neighs.🤔
I ketchup with you later!


@Ponderable said
I ketchup with you later!
I relish the thought.

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How did Ebenezer Scrooge win the football game?
The Ghost of Christmas passed.


Prosecutor to Santa:

- Creeping around on rooftops after dark. Sackfuls of goods with no receipts. Not looking good is it?

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