Jokes

I’ve discovered that there is actually a clinical name for the condition where you can’t sleep and keep getting up to munch food during the night; it’s called insomnomnomnomnia.

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

You don't realize how many back roads your town has until you ride with someone that has a suspended license.