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Police toilet stolen
Cops have nothing to go on.

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@Great-Big-Stees said
Police toilet stolen
Cops have nothing to go on.
Their dogs were stolen too, but they don't have any leads

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Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says:

“Wow, that’s got to be the fastest we've ever gotten to an accident site.”

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@Earl-of-Trumps said
Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader and became Ella Vader 😆
This is way funnier than it should be.

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@Great-Big-Stees said
Autopsy Club party here this Saturday
Open Mike night.
Ist bestimmt tote Hose.

(Maybe Pondy can translate that for you.)

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What starts with W and ends in T?

Yes it does.🤔😲

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@moonbus said
Ist bestimmt tote Hose.

(Maybe Pondy can translate that for you.)
It says there is no life in your trousers...

obligate joke: What starts with an e, ends with an e and has one letter in it?
envolope

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My local coffee shop put up a sign saying: “No WiFi, pretend it's 1973!"

So, I paid 10 pence for my coffee and lit a cigarette. 🚬

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@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
My local coffee shop put up a sign saying: “No WiFi, pretend it's 1973!"

So, I paid 10 pence for my coffee and lit a cigarette. 🚬
PRESIDENT Trump.

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4 out of 3 people are bad at math.😲

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@Great-Big-Stees said
4 out of 3 people are bad at math.😲
According to the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM-5), there are five criteria to confirm a diagnosis of dyscalculia. I fullfil seven of them.

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I'm so bright my mother calls me sun.

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@KingDavid403 said
I'm so bright my mother calls me sun.
I was so smart, at the end of my first day at school, the principal told me I didn’t have to come back.

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prison bus collides with cement truck
police are looking for hardened criminals

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Thoughts to ponder: Are the unmarried employees at Kraft known as Kraft singles?

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