Roses are red and ready for plucking; You’re 16 and ready for … school.
My friend David had his ID stolen. He’s now just Dav.π€π²
Linkenheim
Why did the DOI, ORCID, and ROR go to the bar? To get a drink and unwind after a long day of being persistent!
Koi fish always travel in groups of 4. If attacked koi A B and C will scatter leaving behind the D koi.
Before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.π€π²
Dogs can’t operate MRI scanners. But catscan.
@Great-Big-Stees said Dogs can’t operate MRI scanners. But catscan.
I’ve not been sleeping well Wondering all night where the sun went Then it dawned on me
My Kingdom fora Pawn
Sign commonly seen over doors in Wuhan, China: PLEASE CLOSE DOOR BEHIND YOU
I have a friend who lives in China I asked him what’s it’s like there He said he can’t complain.
The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap.
A horse was asked what gait he used. He said decanter.π€
The first thing on my bucket list? To fill the bucket with wine.
@Ponderable said The first thing on my bucket list? To fill the bucket with wine.
Lethabong
@Great-Big-Stees, nooo, blue left... π
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