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moonbus
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Roses are red and ready for plucking;

You’re 16 and ready for …








school.

Great Big Stees

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My friend David had his ID stolen.
He’s now just Dav.πŸ€”πŸ˜²

Ponderable
chemist

Linkenheim

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Why did the DOI, ORCID, and ROR go to the bar?
To get a drink and unwind after a long day of being persistent!

Ghost of a Duke

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Koi fish always travel in groups of 4.

If attacked koi A B and C will scatter leaving behind the D koi.

Great Big Stees

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Before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.πŸ€”πŸ˜²

Great Big Stees

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Dogs can’t operate MRI scanners.
But catscan.

Great Big Stees

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@Great-Big-Stees said
Dogs can’t operate MRI scanners.
But catscan.
You can’t plant flowers if you haven’t

Botany

diver

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I’ve not been sleeping well
Wondering all night where the sun went
Then it dawned on me

Earl of Trumps
Pawn Whisperer

My Kingdom fora Pawn

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Sign commonly seen over doors in Wuhan, China:

PLEASE CLOSE DOOR BEHIND YOU

diver

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I have a friend who lives in China
I asked him what’s it’s like there
He said he can’t complain.

Ghost of a Duke

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The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap.

Great Big Stees

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A horse was asked what gait he used.
He said decanter.πŸ€”

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chemist

Linkenheim

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The first thing on my bucket list? To fill the bucket with wine.

Great Big Stees

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@Ponderable said
The first thing on my bucket list? To fill the bucket with wine.
Red…right?🀞

p
Please Pay Attention

Lethabong

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@Great-Big-Stees, nooo, blue left...
😏

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