Jokes

@Earl-of-Trumps said
Q: - What method of birth control is a favorite amongst lumberjacks?

A: - Logarythm

I went to a restaurant in Iceland and asked for the menu
The waiter said sorry we don’t have a menu but I can tell you what is on today
We have whale stew, whale curry whale burgers and Vera Lynn
What is Vera Lynn I asked
Whale meet again said the waiter

I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job.

But when I got home all the signs were there.

There’s just something about the clitoris... I can’t quite put my finger on it.

A Southern (US) woman is on business in a northern city when she suddenly needs some tampax.
She didn't know which to buy so she asked the druggist. He responded by asking, "How's your flow?"
Woman: My what...?
Druggist: How is your flow, your flow...?
Woman, taps the floor with her foot and says: Linoleum, it's linoleum