10 Apr 20
@wolfgang59 saidThis where I >>>>>>>>>>>>LOL<<<<<<<<<<< right? 😛
Nah .... he clearly said "watt".
Ohm sure of that.
Amply sure.
I guess we could be democratic and volt on it?
-VR
10 Apr 20
@phil3000 saidA Mexican came to the US and wanted to see a baseball game but he was very short. Sitting in the bleachers his view was blocked by the tall Americans around him. He complained and complained. "I cannot see the game!" "That's terrible Jose maybe you should find another seat where you can see" So he looked and looked and then saw the answer...he climbed up onto the light pole and got a great view of the game just in time for the National Anthem.
What do you call a Spaniard that has had his car stolen ?...Carlos
Spanish archer .....El bow
"JOSE CAN YOU SEE?"
"Si si I can see real good gracias!"
11 Apr 20
@wolfgang59 saidThat's enough electrical puns fair-a-day.
Nah .... he clearly said "watt".
Ohm sure of that.
Amply sure.
I guess we could be democratic and volt on it?
Hey Suzy, I made a joke about ya!
So during our current boredom of being locked in our homes, a blond was trying to assemble a jigsaw puzzle but was having problems doing it, so she called her boyfriend to come and help her. He asked, "What is the picture you are trying to assemble," to which she responded, "I think it's a tiger"
So he went to her house to try and assemble the puzzle. Once there, he looked at the picture on the box and the pieces of the puzzle. He then became very somber and said, "You do realize we will never be able to piece together this jigsaw puzzle into anything resembling a tiger." Then he took her hand and said, "Secondly, I want you to relax and have a nice cup of hot chocolate…………….and then I will help you put all of these frosted flakes back in the box."
ZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@whodey saidA brunette walked into a room and saw her blonde friend whooping and hollering.
Hey Suzy, I made a joke about ya!
So during our current boredom of being locked in our homes, a blond was trying to assemble a jigsaw puzzle but was having problems doing it, so she called her boyfriend to come and help her. He asked, "What is the picture you are trying to assemble," to which she responded, "I think it's a tiger"
So he went to her house to try and assem ...[text shortened]... help you put all of these frosted flakes back in the box."
ZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“What’s the matter?” The brunette inquired.
“Nothing at all. I just finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!” The blonde beamed.
“How long did it take you?”
“Well, the box said ‘3 to 5 Years’ but I did it in a month!”
I heard them all, whodey.
@whodey saidYou didn't make it up it is around at least 20 years.
Hey Suzy, I made a joke about ya!
So during our current boredom of being locked in our homes, a blond was trying to assemble a jigsaw puzzle but was having problems doing it, so she called her boyfriend to come and help her. He asked, "What is the picture you are trying to assemble," to which she responded, "I think it's a tiger"
So he went to her house to try and assem ...[text shortened]... help you put all of these frosted flakes back in the box."
ZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
here is another old one:
A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Departmental Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly the brakes on their car failed.
The car almost careened out of control down the road, bouncing off the crash barriers, until it miraculously ground to a halt scraping along the mountainside. The car’s occupants, shaken but unhurt, now had a problem: they were stuck halfway down a mountain in a car with no brakes. What were they to do?
“I know,” said the Departmental Manager, “Let’s have a meeting, propose a Vision, formulate a Mission Statement, define some Goalsand by a process of Continuous Improvement find a solution to the Critical Problems, and we can be on our way.”
“No, no,” said the Hardware Engineer, “That will take far too long, and besides, that method has never worked before. I’ve got my Swiss Army knife with me, and in no time at all I can strip down the car’s braking system, isolate the fault, fix it, and we can be on our way.”
“Well,” said the Software Engineer, “Before we do anything, I think we should push the car back up the road and see if it happens again.”
@suzianne saidI thought it was pretty funny actually, and I've heard it before and still........LOL............! 😉
A brunette walked into a room and saw her blonde friend whooping and hollering.
“What’s the matter?” The brunette inquired.
“Nothing at all. I just finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!” The blonde beamed.
“How long did it take you?”
“Well, the box said ‘3 to 5 Years’ but I did it in a month!”
I heard them all, whodey.
-VR