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@ponderable said
This one (and I know you claim subtle differences nobody finds funny than you) was posted several times...
If just one other person finds it funny, it's a success. Your attempt to micromanage me is not going to have any effect on me. 🙂

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@ponderable said
@FMF
This one (and I know you claim subtle differences nobody finds funny than you) was posted several times...

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
I heard a bloke today playing Dancing Queen on his didgeridoo.
I thought, 'that's Abba-riginal.'
so bad its good

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
I heard a bloke today playing Dancing Queen on his didgeridoo.
I thought, 'that's Abba-riginal.'
I went up to a dishevelled chap in the street playing Breakfast in America.
I said 'that's Supertramp.'
He replied 'thanks very much.'

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@the-gravedigger said
I went up to a dishevelled chap in the street playing Breakfast in America.
I said 'that's Supertramp.'
He replied 'thanks very much.'
Another repeat?

That's okay, at least this one's funny.

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@suzianne said
Another repeat?

That's okay, at least this one's funny.
I did have a feeling I had posted it before but it tied in with Ghosts joke.

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@the-gravedigger said
I did have a feeling I had posted it before but it tied in with Ghosts joke.
Heh, it does, at that.

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Did you know Mortal Kombat was originally a Scandinavian church song?
It was a Finnish Hymn

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I'm writing a book about all the things I should be doing.
It's an oughtobiography.

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@gambrel said
I'm writing a book about all the things I should be doing.
It's an oughtobiography.
Past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

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@ponderable said
Past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
A photon walked into a hotel.
The porter said 'do you have any luggage sir ?'
The photon replied 'no, I'm travelling light.'

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Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side!

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@Gambrel
Funny, that reminds me of the time I ran in a race all the way to the Finnish line.

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