Originally posted by @whodey🙂
The Holiday seasons brought this gem to mind
What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
Little north American Indian boy asks his mother ." why do they call sitting bull ,sitting bull ?
" Well son, when young sitting bulls mother was in labour she noticed a bull sitting down in front of her tepee so she decided to call her son sitting bull " she told her son .
" Mum ,mum ,why do they call crazy horse ,crazy horse ? " the son asked .
" Well son ,when crazy horses mother was about to give birth a crazy horse ran passed her tepee so she decided it was a good name to call her son ,hence crazy horse "
" Mum, mum , why do they call running water running water ?"
" Well son ,when running waters mother was about to give birth there was a heavy downpour and a stream formed and ran past her tepee so she decided to call her son running water "
" Mum ,mum " the son was about to ask his mother a question when his mother lent over and said .." now listen son its time for bed and we will have no more questions for tonight, so good night wet dog licking balls "
Originally posted by @phil3000I heard it was 'two dogs fukking'🙂
Little north American Indian boy asks his mother ." why do they call sitting bull ,sitting bull ?
" Well son, when young sitting bulls mother was in labour she noticed a bull sitting down in front of her tepee so she decided to call her son sitting bull " she told her son .
" Mum ,mum ,why do they call crazy horse ,crazy horse ? " the son asked .
" We ...[text shortened]... e for bed and we will have no more questions for tonight, so good night wet dog licking balls "
Originally posted by @coquetteThere was electricity in the air all night though, told in that famous book
I got a charge out of it
Current events in Electra City written by that famous blues man, Lightning Hopkins!
There was a lot of resistance getting it published however.
The press accused Lightning Hopkins of not having enough of a magnetic character to be writing such deep essays.
He was the light of my life though no doubt about it.
He was like a man on a high voltage wire to me.
He also wrote a short version of the main story and sold it to Readers Digest.
There were however, batteries of complaints about the book.
'Book didn't flow for me' one reviewer wrote.
"He was outstanding in his field' one fan wrote.
I made a short circuit to the bookstore after I read that fan mail.
Originally posted by @sonhouseWow, one small step and then whirled by a dervish. Whew!
There was electricity in the air all night though, told in that famous book
Current events in Electra City written by that famous blues man, Lightning Hopkins!
There was a lot of resistance getting it published however.
The press accused Lightning Hopkins of not having enough of a magnetic character to be writing such deep essays.
He was the light of ...[text shortened]... n his field' one fan wrote.
I made a short circuit to the bookstore after I read that fan mail.
Anyone come across the recent research that has shown people having two or three cups of coffee per day live longer than non coffee drinkers?
Well, I've been doing my own research and have concluded that having two or preferably three large glasses of wine a day can reduce your risk of giving a shlt.