11 Dec 17
Originally posted by @whodeyA joke is supposed to be funny...
Speaking of the poles, Trump is still trailing Hillary by 40 points since the election.
The Pope, a Student, Usain Bolt and Donald Trump fly in a plane. Come the Pilots out of the Cockpit and cry: "we are going down!"
The passengers look around and see only three parachutes.
usain Bolt takes hold of a parchute, cries: "I am the fastest man in the world!" and jumps out.
Donald Trump graps a packet cries: "I am the most intelligent man in the world!" and jumps out.
Says the Pope to the Student: "I have lived a Long life, take th remaining parachute."
Answers the Student: "We can both have one each, the most intelligent man in the world jumped with my backpack!"
11 Dec 17
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Originally posted by @ponderableThe one I heard was Nixon, who was the most important man in the world, and the backpack, Guess it got pumped into century 21😉
A joke is supposed to be funny...
The Pope, a Student, Usain Bolt and Donald Trump fly in a plane. Come the Pilots out of the Cockpit and cry: "we are going down!"
The passengers look around and see only three parachutes.
usain Bolt takes hold of a parchute, cries: "I am the fastest man in the world!" and jumps out.
Donald Trump graps a packet crie ...[text shortened]... ent: "We can both have one each, the most intelligent man in the world jumped with my backpack!"
11 Dec 17
Originally posted by @sonhouseActually I had heard that one with Bill Gates some time back ...but since Donald Trump is off scale IQ-wise it seemed Fitting 😉
The one I heard was Nixon, who was the most important man in the world, and the backpack, Guess it got pumped into century 21😉
11 Dec 17
Originally posted by @whodeyMaybe this joke would work in a year where Reps aren't passing a tax plan that will raise the debt by over trillion, or didn't have the dumbest president in history.
Liberals are like Christmas lights. They are costly, they all hang together, half of them don't work, and none of them are too bright.
18 Dec 17
Originally posted by @great-big-steesWe will leave Houston on Christmas Eve for a day at the beach on Galveston Island. And then we will drive home singing "Sandy clothes is coming to town".
What's the difference between the "regular" alphabet and the Xmas alphabet?
The Xmas alphabet has no Ls.
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19 Dec 17
Originally posted by @captain-strangeWho, Robert Maxwell?
I once knew a Czech who bounced.
He got a pogo stick for Christmas.
19 Dec 17
Originally posted by @shallow-blueI wonder if he told his sons the location of his stolen millions?
Who, Robert Maxwell?
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Originally posted by @ponderableShouldn't that be an adorable triangle?
What do you call an angle which is adorable?
acute angle
I'm more of an obtuse triangle myself.
Anyway - two oranges walk into a bar, one orange said to the other you're round.
14 Jan 18
Originally posted by @boardreaderTwo guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducked.
Shouldn't that be an adorable triangle?
I'm more of an obtuse triangle myself.
Anyway - two oranges walk into a bar, one orange said to the other you're round.