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Originally posted by schakuhr
Let's start a haiku competition. The first subject is abejnood. You can PM your haiku's to me. Deadline is 4 november.
How many syllables does abejnood have?

abe j nood?
ab ej nood?
abej nood?
abe j no od?

Inquiring minds want to know.

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
Inquiring minds want to know.
Name one.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Name one.
How can I make an insulting and witty haiku without using his name?

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
How many syllables does abejnood have?

abe j nood?
ab ej nood?
abej nood?
abe j no od?

Inquiring minds want to know.
3

A Bej nood

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I need a nice hug,
from a gorgeous pseudo-girl
I wish we did it.

:'(

C

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everytime I
flush the toilet, I tell him
goodbye ragnorak

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Originally posted by schakuhr
everytime I
flush the toilet, I tell him
goodbye ragnorak
Numbnut, "everytime"
Has three syllables only.
Believe it or not.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Numbnut, "everytime"
Has three syllables only.
Believe it or not.
I could not care less
go back to your northern light,
damn I suck at this.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Numbnut, "everytime"
Has three syllables only.
Believe it or not.
Actually, since it isn't a word, it has none.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Actually, since it isn't a word, it has none.
Wrong. Again.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Actually, since it isn't a word, it has none.
It is not a word.
But it still has syllables,
Strange as it may seem.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
It is not a word.
But it still has syllables,
Strange as it may seem.
It's not a "real" word.

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Originally posted by dottewell
It's not a "real" word.
And so it must be an imaginary word, with imaginary syllables.

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Originally posted by dottewell
It's not a "real" word.
It's not a real world.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
And so it must be an imaginary word, with imaginary syllables.
3i?

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