Lame Poetry

Originally posted by Nordlys
3i?

I am me a pot of tea
You are going to drink up me
the deed is done and now we are one
I am inside your beer pot belly

You are sick and I am in it
you had a wee and it was me
I saw some poo inside you
but now I am free, away from you

the rain has washed me into a drain
in the suer it smells of you
then into the sea were I am free
but now a crab has gobbled me up

the end
by vivaldi
😛

Originally posted by dottewell
Wrong. Again.

Hip hop hippy hippy hippy to the hip hop don't stop...

Originally posted by Bowmann
Wrong. Wrong.

Originally posted by PocketKings
again, how do you know he is really a kid? again, anyone can throw a picture of a dorky looking kid up for an avatar. again, its not a bad idea because he can say anything he wants and someone will always be there to say "aww leave him alone, he is just a kid". And you all are throwing pity recs at a him. He could be a 65 year old man sitting at home in his underwear playing with your minds through the RHP forums lol

There was a young barmaid from Vail.
On her chest had the prices of ale,
and on her behind,
for the sake of the blind.
Was the very same thing ,but in braille.

On the breasts of a barmaid at Yale
Are tattooed all the prices of ale.
And on her behind,
For the sake of the blind,
Are the same, but they're written in Braille.


(Improved.)

There once was a fellow named Tate,
Who went out on a date at 8:08.
But I'd hate to relate
What that fellow named Tate
And his tête-à-tête ate at 8:08.

i think mine was a local variety as vail is a town in colorado

there was a young lady from nantuckett

i better not post that one lol jk

There was a young man from Rhyl,
Who ate an atomic pill,
His vital organs
Were found in Glamorgan,
His head stuck up a tree in Brazil.

Doesn't scan properly.