Originally posted by AThousandYoungI'm glad to say that there's a few that actually read the thread, or had the brain to put two and two together (and make four).
I am directly descended from the Biggest Billy Goat Gruff. If you're having monkey problems I can do walrusguard duties for three dollars an hour and all the rope I can eat.
Hmm, I'd like to take you up on your offer. But I'll need proof of your decendence, proof of citizenship, and a show of disdain toward monkeys. Preferably, the show of disdain would involve a 300 ft tall likeness of a monkey being pelted with walrus poop, and then set aflame.
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Originally posted by NordlysI'm tayking a creeativ speling class.
I did even better! I put two and two together and made five! Ha!
EDIT: Nordlys! I'm ashamed of you. You didn't correct my grammar in the last post. It should've read "I'm glad to say that there are a few" instead of "there's" meaning "there is"
Originally posted by ark13Proof of "decedence":
I'm glad to say that there's a few that actually read the thread, or had the brain to put two and two together (and make four).
Hmm, I'd like to take you up on your offer. But I'll need proof of your decendence, proof of citizenship, and a show of disdain toward monkeys. Preferably, the show of disdain would involve a 300 ft tall likeness of a monkey being pelted with walrus poop, and then set aflame.
http://www.tailhole.org/interspecies/sheep-goat.jpg
A fine pic of me playing sheep fetish games. I have my wooly coat and am fondling this luscious sheep with my forehoof. Shoulda heard her bleat!
I'll look for more evidence if that doesn't prove my "decedence".
Can you donate the walrus turds?
