Leaving the site

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Proof of "decedence":

http://www.tailhole.org/interspecies/sheep-goat.jpg

A fine pic of me playing sheep fetish games. I have my wooly coat and am fondling this luscious sheep with my forehoof. Shoulda heard her bleat!

I'll look for more evidence if that doesn't prove my "decedence".

Can you donate the walrus turds?

I told you I was taking a creative spelling class. I expect my servants to be more humble than this.

And yes, I'd be glad to donate walrus turds. Just mail me a picture of the statue you've ereted, and I'll mail you back a couple thousand pounds of turds.

Originally posted by Sicilian Smaug
thousands of pounds worth of turds? 🙂

Was the double meaning intended Smaug?

Originally posted by zakkwylder
Was the double meaning intended Smaug?

I'm sick of you. Just because you're either stupid or illiterate, doesn't mean you have to take it out on me. 😛

Originally posted by ark13
I'm sick of you. Just because you're either stupid or illiterate, doesn't mean you have to take it out on me. 😛

Go cry to your mommy.😏

Originally posted by zakkwylder
Go cry to your mommy.😏

I'm sick of you. Just because I don't have a mom, doesn't mean you have to rub it in my face all of the time.

EDIT: You're just mad because you didn't realize that I wasn't being serious.

Originally posted by ark13
I'm sick of you. Just because I don't have a mom, doesn't mean you have to rub it in my face all of the time.

EDIT: You're just mad because you didn't realize that I wasn't being serious.

Why, what does happen to your family?

Originally posted by zakkwylder
You're not leaving and you know it.

I'm sorry Ark, say that again.

Originally posted by zakkwylder
I'm sorry Ark, say that again.

Then why are you mad?

Originally posted by ark13
Then why are you mad?

I'm not mad. Its just that we have enough attention hors around this site. You're very well liked by alot of people and enguage in quite alot of conversation here in the forums. Why do you feel the need to start a thread about how you're leaving when you're really not? And to boot, continuously carry on about this is your last post, no this is. Wait a minute, this one is. Dude, its ridiculous. You're a good chess player and very active in the forums, people know who you are. People allready pay attention to you. There's no reason for all of this. The General forum is allready filled up with people making announcements about how they're leaving. Good for them. Don't let the door hit you in the @$$ on the way out. Like we need them announcing that they're leaving. You on the other hand aren't. I knew you weren't going to leave from day one(believe it or not, whichever you choose). Carrying on like this is pointless, we all know who you are. I say all this not in disrespect or rudeness, I'm just trying to reason with you.

Originally posted by Sicilian Smaug
Your goose avatar is quality! 🙂

Thanks boss.😉

Originally posted by zakkwylder
I'm not mad. Its just that we have enough attention hors around this site. You're very well liked by alot of people and enguage in quite alot of conversation here in the forums. Why do you feel the need to start a thread about how you're leaving when you're really not? And to boot, continuously carry on about this is your last post, no this is. Wait a ...[text shortened]... who you are. I say all this not in disrespect or rudeness, I'm just trying to reason with you.

Exactly, which is why I was doing it. The entire thread was a joke that you still haven't gotten. It wasn't about attention for me at all.

Originally posted by ark13
Exactly, which is why I was doing it. The entire thread was a joke that you still haven't gotten. It wasn't about attention for me at all.

Sadly, in internet forums, *subtle* jokes are rarely gotten.

Maybe a less subtle attempt would have been a plea to ban people who claim they are leaving, but never do.

Originally posted by ark13
Exactly, which is why I was doing it. The entire thread was a joke that you still haven't gotten. It wasn't about attention for me at all.

And so many laughs you got from it. All you got was people cheering you on your way out the door(or so they thought). In case you don't get it, not many found you funny.