Originally posted by heinzkat
Three forum mods walk into a bar.
An RHP Member/Subscriber who is an active general forum poster walks into a bar on a below zero snowy December evening and says to the (RHP Volunteer Forum Moderator) bartender, "Hey Moddy, how about a toddy." Bartender scowls, fumbles behind the bar, finally places a clumsy napkin and serves the beverage. Awhile later the friendly poster says, "Hey, Shoddy Moddy, how about fixing me another toddy... this time with booze." Scowls again, mumbles something bleeped, serves the second drink and then says to the rhp general forum poster/customer, "How about cutting me some slack, man. How would you like it if our roles were reversed?"
Cheerful RHP General Forum poster says, "Sure. Lets get it on and do that thing right now." Gets off the stool and goes behind the bar. As the RHP Volunteer Forum Moderator is adjusting the stool location, so that his elbows reach the bar, he barks out, "Hey, numbsack poster, bring me a Foster now... DO YOU GOT THAT?!" Bartender leans forward and politely says, "Yes, Sir, we have plenty of Fosters on ice but we dont serve overweight, under endowed, intellectually challenged forum moderators with poor manners here."
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16 Dec 09
Originally posted by Grampy BobbyLOLOL 😀
[hidden]An RHP Member/Subscriber who is an active general forum poster walks into a bar on a below zero snowy December evening and says to the (RHP Volunteer Forum Moderator) bartender, "Hey Moddy, how about a toddy." Bartender scowls, fumbles behind the bar, finally places a clumsy napkin and serves the beverage. Awhile later the friendly poster says, ...[text shortened]... ally challenged forum moderators with poor manners here."[/hidden]
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16 Dec 09
Originally posted by Grampy BobbyThere's only one fat mod, and he's NOT American.
[hidden]An RHP Member/Subscriber who is an active general forum poster walks into a bar on a below zero snowy December evening and says to the (RHP Volunteer Forum Moderator) bartender, "Hey Moddy, how about a toddy." Bartender scowls, fumbles behind the bar, finally places a clumsy napkin and serves the beverage. Awhile later the friendly poster says, ...[text shortened]... ally challenged forum moderators with poor manners here."[/hidden]
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17 Dec 09
Originally posted by mlpriorYou forgot one:
It was my birthday this month and not one person noticed!
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And...grampy bob didn't even get me anything for Christmas and either did you!
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I think I'm emo!
:'(
And Phalbs isn't doing my Tarot card reading!
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Didn't hand in your "Man Card"
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17 Dec 09
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Originally posted by Great Big SteesMan Card?
You forgot one:
Didn't hand in your "Man Card"
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I'll have to google that one, hold on a minute.
Edit:
Requirement to be accepted as a respectable member of the male community. Can and should be revoked by other respectable males for doing non-respectable-male things.
"We had to take away Henry's Man Card because he cried in public when Kristina dumped him."
I don't think I ever had one of those......
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17 Dec 09
Originally posted by mlpriorHey it's never too late just repeat after me:"I mlprior, being of sound mind and judgement, do swear that from here on in I will try to act like a REAL man and not cry when dumped or told my salad is not very good or that HE was a much better lover...sniff, sniff..sorry you got a hanky? or that those pants don't go with that shirt...sniff, sniff" Ok look here's mine. Shut up eh. She was really mean to say those horrible things about me and and.....
Man Card?
I'll have to google that one, hold on a minute.
Edit:
Requirement to be accepted as a respectable member of the male community. Can and should be revoked by other respectable males for doing non-respectable-male things.
"We had to take away Henry's Man Card because he cried in public when Kristina dumped him."
I don't think I ever had one of those......
17 Dec 09
Originally posted by mlpriorBobby's 2009 Christmas Gifts
It was my birthday this month and not one person noticed!
🙁
And...grampy bob didn't even get me anything for Christmas and either did you!
😠
I think I'm emo!
:'(
And Phalbs isn't doing my Tarot card reading!
😞
To mlprior, belatedly, many more casual walks in the woods along paths redolent
of ferns, pines and mountain air... free of beer cans and other touches of man.
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